Heh, I lost many points for my ruthless dictatorship

Dec 11, 2005 20:48

So working at the shop is both awesome, and not. It's great because all I do is sit around, hang out, play games, and shoot the breeze with people. It's also rewarding, because the owner is severely physically handicapped (though still very intelligent) and it's good to know I'm helping out.

It's tough though, because I work a LOT of hours... I pulled about 80 hours this week, so, I'm going to do some math... At minimum, it works this way 40 hours at $5.15 = $206 + 40 hours at $7.73 = $309.20 so $206 + 309.20 = a whopping $515.20 a week. Let's then look at a paycheck. It'd be $1030.40 gross, about $844.93 after taxes and whatnot (based on 18%)

But, I make a much smaller flat sum per 2 weeks. Of course, I don't really WORK per se, as I mostly sit around, play Magic the Gathering, DnD and whatnot, and watch movies. I don't have to buy food, ever, and I barely use any gas while I'm there, not to mention any small sundries I need are covered.

So, my take home isn't amazing, but my small expenses are taken care of. It's not a bad trade.

Anyways, I've just written Santa.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August serendipity_77 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I pulled over and changed madgirlslove's flat tire (15 points). In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I bought porn for sassyasskitty (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-683 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Wiredforsound

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