Feb 24, 2005 16:20
I've decided that I myself am a totally unattractive man, completely without
merit. I however do serve as host for a symbiotic organism known as my hair.
I've got a foot and a half of it on my head, and apparently invoke the envy of
many women because of it. (I don't get it, I'm just too cheap to get a haircut,
and I do like the look)
So I met a girl and she seemed pretty interested in me, liked playing with
my hair and everything (this moves her many steps up in my book, BTW) but it
turns out she's an attention hound, and liked to stir shit with people, which
includes likely one of my two best friends in the world.
Bad mistake. I'm petty, cruel, and vindictive when pressed, and I'm not alone
among my comrades here in the real world. We're all pretty viscious bastards when need be. Not that I'm planning anything mentally or physically damaging mind you, I'm not THAT bad, and she didn't do anything bad enough to warrant such terrible treatment.
Needless to say, however, I'm enjoying having a laugh at the expense of a person who sought to have a laugh at my expense. Eye for an Eye though, that's just me I suppose.
So there's a waitress at work that thinks she's quite the Hellcat though, and I got her number today without much effort. (another one of those fans of long hair.)
I have a feeling this one's going to turn out just like the last few though. When I mope and write angsty, dark, moody, and potentially violent posts, you'll know. It means I'm finally getting some. ;)