Book-licking cat babies
Baz: Mommy, make Kay share the coloring book with me!
Mommy: No. You weren't nice to her and didn't share your rock at dinner. So I am not going to make her share with you now.
Baz: Awwww.
Baz: Kay, do you want me to lick it FOR you?
Mommy: (double-takes) (Kay is LICKING the color book to trigger the water-activated color reveal)
Kay: No! My book!
Mommy: Isn't there a PEN that goes with this?
Baz: But tongues are bigger than the pen. Besides, I broke it.
Mommy: Kay, stop licking the book!
Kay: But WHY?
Mommy: Because ICK! I mean, I suppose it's not toxic, but ICK.
Mommy: continues to be icked out, but has no rational reason to make her stop, other than ICK.
Baz: Mommy, we are babies. We are cat babies. Meowwah!
Cat babies: Meowwah! Meowwah!
Cat babies start squabbling over the coloring book. By caterwauling.
Mommy declares that freeplay time is over and all cat babies are to go get pjs now.
In case you were wondering what my exciting life is like on Mondays.
Mommy: No. You weren't nice to her and didn't share your rock at dinner. So I am not going to make her share with you now.
Baz: Awwww.
Baz: Kay, do you want me to lick it FOR you?
Mommy: (double-takes) (Kay is LICKING the color book to trigger the water-activated color reveal)
Kay: No! My book!
Mommy: Isn't there a PEN that goes with this?
Baz: But tongues are bigger than the pen. Besides, I broke it.
Mommy: Kay, stop licking the book!
Kay: But WHY?
Mommy: Because ICK! I mean, I suppose it's not toxic, but ICK.
Mommy: continues to be icked out, but has no rational reason to make her stop, other than ICK.
Baz: Mommy, we are babies. We are cat babies. Meowwah!
Cat babies: Meowwah! Meowwah!
Cat babies start squabbling over the coloring book. By caterwauling.
Mommy declares that freeplay time is over and all cat babies are to go get pjs now.
In case you were wondering what my exciting life is like on Mondays.