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10 WHATS:
What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
10 AM, huh? I thought I'd sleep later than that for sure....
What did you do last night?
Work, came home then read a book till I fell asleep.
What is the most important part of your life?
My tenuous grasp on my sanity.
What would you rather be doing right now?
Nothing much, it's 1 in the morning, I'm enjoying being in bed at the moment.
What did you last cry over?
I don't even fucking remember, in all honesty.
What always makes you feel better when you are upset?
Talking with a friend or smoking a cigarette. Occasionally I'll hit an inanimate object...
What is your middle name?
Jason.
What are you worried about?
Um...Not getting back out of my dad's house sometime in the nearish future...
What are you looking forward to most in this week?
Christmas Eve and Christmas, not for any holiday purposes, or any kind of religious aspect, but because those happen to be my days off. No, I have no idea how that worked out that way.
NINE HAVE YOU EVERS:
Have you ever liked someone while you had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Only once, as I'm a pretty monogamous guy.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Oh, Yeah, that's a vast understatement to say the least.
Have you ever been out of the country?
No, what the hell? I need to rectify that situation.
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Every time I light up.
Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
By a friend? No, but by a family member I should have known not to trust, so I put a lot of the blame for that on myself.
Have you ever had the cops called on you?
Nope. Been in places where the cops have shown up, but never for anything I'm directly involved in.
Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
I've never dated anyone who isn't. Believe me, I get a LOT of shot for that, too.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
More than a few times. I have no life.
Have you ever got a speeding ticket?
Yes, and I've also gotten tickets for other traffic violations.
EIGHT WHOS:
Who was the last person you saw?
Axl
Who was the last person you kissed?
Fuck if I can even remember.
Who was the last person you texted?
Um, I think Misty when I was trying to get back with Albertson's.
Who was the last person to call you?
Axl to confirm plans for the night with Sheryl.
Who is the last person you freaked out on?
Don't remember, but probably some stupid driver in traffic. That's when i do most of my freaking out. I suffer from road rage pretty heavily.
Who did you last hug?
Sheryl when we were all parting ways for the evening.
Who did you go with to your 1st school dance?
Me, myself and I. Did I mention I have no life?
Who is your best friend?
Axl, hands down, but everyone knows that already.
SEVEN WHENS:
When was your last shower?
This morning after I woke up. I have a tendency to stand there for about 5 minutes before any real showering begins as I'm not exactly a morning person and therefore I take forever to wake up.
When did you last see your mom or dad?
My dad today, my mom last week.
When was the last time you danced?
In a serious fashion? Roughly 6 or 7 years ago, to one song with my girlfriend at the time. We slowdanced to Megadeth's "Tout la Monde". No, I'm not kidding. In a joking fashion, I dance all the time.
When did you get married, or when do you want to?
Um, I haven't even dated in damn near 3 years, I think the entire marriage idea is a ways off.
When was the last time you cried?
Didn't we go over this? I seriously do not remember.
When did you last go to the movies and with whom?
The Golden Compass with Axl and Jessica. Before that I saw Enchanted by myself. Is it any wonder I'm single?
When did you last take a vacation and where?
Philly, about 3 years ago.
SIX WHERES:
Where do your grandparents live?
My paternal grandparents are dead and my maternal grandparents live in Enterprise, FL, near Deltona and near Orange and Michigan in Orlando.
Where did you last hang out?
Axl, Jess, Sheryl and I hung out at Barnes and Noble earlier.
Where do or did you go to school?
Valencia Community College was the last place I attended and that was over 8 years ago.
Where is your favorite place to be?
With my friends, just hanging out.
Where did you sleep last night?
My bed, as the floor seems like it would be too hard to sleep on.
Where would you like to move?
North, preferably to Philly or Boston.
FIVE DO/DOES:
Do you like someone right now?
Not really.
Do you like your vehicle?
I love my car, even if it is a piece of shit.
Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Not really. Just wish I had my life, only set on an easier difficulty setting. (I just made a videogame reference, I'm amazed I've had sex without using a credit card number sometimes.)
Do you have nightmares?
I have, but I find that they don't scare me too much, as I'm too busy being intrigued by my bizarre surroundings, wondering how some of this shit is actually happening. Yes, that's right, I'm a cynical bastard even in my dreams.
Does the future scare you?
No, when you've pretty much hit rock bottom, what's left to worry about?
FOUR WHYS:
Why are you best friends your best friends?
'Cause the motherfucker has always stood by me and had my back. Plus, it's difficult to find someone that's as cynical and non-plussed about seemingly everything as me.
Why did you get a MySpace?
What the fuck else was I doing for that 5 minutes?
Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Steven, because that's my dad's name and Jason because my mom didn't want me to be a junior.
Why are you doing this survey?
It's one in the morning, what my entertainment options are kind of limited.
THREE IFS:
If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
I'd dig having Peter Petrelli's powers form "Heroes"
If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
Nope, no matter how things worked out, they lead to this moment. No regrets, no excuses.
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring one thing what
would it be?
A friend. They could provide companionship and help me survive and if all else fails an emergency food supply.
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:
Would you ever get back together with any of your ex's?
That would involve a lot more thought than I'm willing to put forth on a hypothetical question.
Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
I shave my head because it gets too hot in the summer, so I don't forsee that EVER being a problem.
ONE LAST QUESTION:
Are you happy with your life right now?
I'm not unhappy. I don't know if that's a product of my ever-growing complacency or me beginning to lose my grip on my sanity, though.
What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
10 AM, huh? I thought I'd sleep later than that for sure....
What did you do last night?
Work, came home then read a book till I fell asleep.
What is the most important part of your life?
My tenuous grasp on my sanity.
What would you rather be doing right now?
Nothing much, it's 1 in the morning, I'm enjoying being in bed at the moment.
What did you last cry over?
I don't even fucking remember, in all honesty.
What always makes you feel better when you are upset?
Talking with a friend or smoking a cigarette. Occasionally I'll hit an inanimate object...
What is your middle name?
Jason.
What are you worried about?
Um...Not getting back out of my dad's house sometime in the nearish future...
What are you looking forward to most in this week?
Christmas Eve and Christmas, not for any holiday purposes, or any kind of religious aspect, but because those happen to be my days off. No, I have no idea how that worked out that way.
NINE HAVE YOU EVERS:
Have you ever liked someone while you had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Only once, as I'm a pretty monogamous guy.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Oh, Yeah, that's a vast understatement to say the least.
Have you ever been out of the country?
No, what the hell? I need to rectify that situation.
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Every time I light up.
Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
By a friend? No, but by a family member I should have known not to trust, so I put a lot of the blame for that on myself.
Have you ever had the cops called on you?
Nope. Been in places where the cops have shown up, but never for anything I'm directly involved in.
Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
I've never dated anyone who isn't. Believe me, I get a LOT of shot for that, too.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
More than a few times. I have no life.
Have you ever got a speeding ticket?
Yes, and I've also gotten tickets for other traffic violations.
EIGHT WHOS:
Who was the last person you saw?
Axl
Who was the last person you kissed?
Fuck if I can even remember.
Who was the last person you texted?
Um, I think Misty when I was trying to get back with Albertson's.
Who was the last person to call you?
Axl to confirm plans for the night with Sheryl.
Who is the last person you freaked out on?
Don't remember, but probably some stupid driver in traffic. That's when i do most of my freaking out. I suffer from road rage pretty heavily.
Who did you last hug?
Sheryl when we were all parting ways for the evening.
Who did you go with to your 1st school dance?
Me, myself and I. Did I mention I have no life?
Who is your best friend?
Axl, hands down, but everyone knows that already.
SEVEN WHENS:
When was your last shower?
This morning after I woke up. I have a tendency to stand there for about 5 minutes before any real showering begins as I'm not exactly a morning person and therefore I take forever to wake up.
When did you last see your mom or dad?
My dad today, my mom last week.
When was the last time you danced?
In a serious fashion? Roughly 6 or 7 years ago, to one song with my girlfriend at the time. We slowdanced to Megadeth's "Tout la Monde". No, I'm not kidding. In a joking fashion, I dance all the time.
When did you get married, or when do you want to?
Um, I haven't even dated in damn near 3 years, I think the entire marriage idea is a ways off.
When was the last time you cried?
Didn't we go over this? I seriously do not remember.
When did you last go to the movies and with whom?
The Golden Compass with Axl and Jessica. Before that I saw Enchanted by myself. Is it any wonder I'm single?
When did you last take a vacation and where?
Philly, about 3 years ago.
SIX WHERES:
Where do your grandparents live?
My paternal grandparents are dead and my maternal grandparents live in Enterprise, FL, near Deltona and near Orange and Michigan in Orlando.
Where did you last hang out?
Axl, Jess, Sheryl and I hung out at Barnes and Noble earlier.
Where do or did you go to school?
Valencia Community College was the last place I attended and that was over 8 years ago.
Where is your favorite place to be?
With my friends, just hanging out.
Where did you sleep last night?
My bed, as the floor seems like it would be too hard to sleep on.
Where would you like to move?
North, preferably to Philly or Boston.
FIVE DO/DOES:
Do you like someone right now?
Not really.
Do you like your vehicle?
I love my car, even if it is a piece of shit.
Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Not really. Just wish I had my life, only set on an easier difficulty setting. (I just made a videogame reference, I'm amazed I've had sex without using a credit card number sometimes.)
Do you have nightmares?
I have, but I find that they don't scare me too much, as I'm too busy being intrigued by my bizarre surroundings, wondering how some of this shit is actually happening. Yes, that's right, I'm a cynical bastard even in my dreams.
Does the future scare you?
No, when you've pretty much hit rock bottom, what's left to worry about?
FOUR WHYS:
Why are you best friends your best friends?
'Cause the motherfucker has always stood by me and had my back. Plus, it's difficult to find someone that's as cynical and non-plussed about seemingly everything as me.
Why did you get a MySpace?
What the fuck else was I doing for that 5 minutes?
Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Steven, because that's my dad's name and Jason because my mom didn't want me to be a junior.
Why are you doing this survey?
It's one in the morning, what my entertainment options are kind of limited.
THREE IFS:
If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
I'd dig having Peter Petrelli's powers form "Heroes"
If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
Nope, no matter how things worked out, they lead to this moment. No regrets, no excuses.
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring one thing what
would it be?
A friend. They could provide companionship and help me survive and if all else fails an emergency food supply.
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:
Would you ever get back together with any of your ex's?
That would involve a lot more thought than I'm willing to put forth on a hypothetical question.
Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
I shave my head because it gets too hot in the summer, so I don't forsee that EVER being a problem.
ONE LAST QUESTION:
Are you happy with your life right now?
I'm not unhappy. I don't know if that's a product of my ever-growing complacency or me beginning to lose my grip on my sanity, though.