Silly (somewhat paraphrased) sex quote of the day...
After coming up from a scene...
Cyn: You have a map of the US on your ass. And Polynesia. Hope you don't mind.
Me, as I loll and finally bother to open my eyes, look around, and notice the Sharpie near my head: Oh, god, it's magenta?
And a bit later, as I bounce up to look at my ass (it often looks so interesting after events!):
Me: Oh my god, it's Cubist! Yay! Oh, and there's Polynesia, I remember that scream.
[...she was pushing the Sharpie in really hard. It hurt. Whaaat?]
Cyn: Look at Florida. It's got testicles.
Cyn: You have a map of the US on your ass. And Polynesia. Hope you don't mind.
Me, as I loll and finally bother to open my eyes, look around, and notice the Sharpie near my head: Oh, god, it's magenta?
And a bit later, as I bounce up to look at my ass (it often looks so interesting after events!):
Me: Oh my god, it's Cubist! Yay! Oh, and there's Polynesia, I remember that scream.
[...she was pushing the Sharpie in really hard. It hurt. Whaaat?]
Cyn: Look at Florida. It's got testicles.