The music in my pants meme....
Stolen from blackestduckest:
1. Open up your media player or winamp or ipod or whatever, set it to shuffle.
2. Skip through the first 25 songs and list them.
3. Add "in my pants" to the end of each song title.
4. Bold your favorites.
Songs in foreign languages I just put the English translation, if there was one, or delisted them if there wasn't. I also took the liberty of removing assorted classical pieces without titles as we knew them, although I admit I find the concept of Presto In My Pants amusing.
Medula Oblangata In My Pants
Insert clever brain/dick joke here.
Cities In My Pants
Cities...of crabs!
Skittish In My Pants
Mmm, sounds like more than a few girls I know.
Glorification of the Chosen One In My Pants
This has to be my absolute favorite of the bunch. I think this is now my new official purple sex euphemism.
Squirrel In My Pants
Mmmm, fuzzy.
Magpie In My Pants
...apparently my copy of iTunes is into bestiality. WTF, Apple?
A Cautionary Song In My Pants
There's actually nothing I could say here that would be dirtier than the song. Thank you, Decembrists.
Chewin the Apple of Your Eye In My Pants
Fuckin' OW!!!!!!
Tomorrow Never Knows In My Pants
It never does know, does it? I mean, one might actually get laid--no giving up hope yet!
My Left Toe In My Pants
And apparently there's a foot fetish to go with the bestiality. My computer's kinkier than I am. o.O
Drunk On the Moon In My Pants
Ooo, does that mean Rammstein will be playing there?
National Brotherhood Week In My Pants
SCORE!
Ritual of Abduction In My Pants
...if I ever write Envy/Ed, can I use that as a fic title? XP
Starfuckers, Inc. In My Pants
Bwahahahahahahhaa! So perfect it's redundant! I'll take Apolo Ohno, please? Or if you don't have him on hand, there's always Brad Pitt...
Big Hill Polska In My Pants
Sounds like a bumpy ride!
Wedding March In My Pants
[Wierd Al]But I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment![/Wierd Al]
Sharleena In My Pants
I admit I don't know who Sharleena is, but I hope she enjoys herself down there.
Saturn: The Bringer of Old Age In My Pants
Er, I would certainly hope not. *woeful stare at crotch*
Heather Bonn In My Pants
Ahhh, she can join Sharleena. OTP!
Not What You See In My Pants
Somehow this reminds me of that series of humorous drabbles about Ed's penis being all sorts of bizarre things. I forget who wrote them though. Zoon!
The Sparrow's Christmas Morning In My Pants
...............................o.@
Call Waiting In My Pants
Kinda necessary with the two ladies, various stars, and assorted critters having their party down there.
Allegory, Allegorier, Allegoriest In My Pants
Ahhh, I was hoping there'd be a duel chorus in here somewhere! My genitalia are a self-annihilating metaphor, wheeeee! But at least it involves boys with their shirts open.
Dialogue With the Stars In My Pants
The phonesex version of Starfuckers? Alan Rickman, please?
Hope Fails In My Pants
...and then you join OKCupid.
Glorification of the chosen one in my pants! Wheeeeeeee!
1. Open up your media player or winamp or ipod or whatever, set it to shuffle.
2. Skip through the first 25 songs and list them.
3. Add "in my pants" to the end of each song title.
4. Bold your favorites.
Songs in foreign languages I just put the English translation, if there was one, or delisted them if there wasn't. I also took the liberty of removing assorted classical pieces without titles as we knew them, although I admit I find the concept of Presto In My Pants amusing.
Medula Oblangata In My Pants
Insert clever brain/dick joke here.
Cities In My Pants
Cities...of crabs!
Skittish In My Pants
Mmm, sounds like more than a few girls I know.
Glorification of the Chosen One In My Pants
This has to be my absolute favorite of the bunch. I think this is now my new official purple sex euphemism.
Squirrel In My Pants
Mmmm, fuzzy.
Magpie In My Pants
...apparently my copy of iTunes is into bestiality. WTF, Apple?
A Cautionary Song In My Pants
There's actually nothing I could say here that would be dirtier than the song. Thank you, Decembrists.
Chewin the Apple of Your Eye In My Pants
Fuckin' OW!!!!!!
Tomorrow Never Knows In My Pants
It never does know, does it? I mean, one might actually get laid--no giving up hope yet!
My Left Toe In My Pants
And apparently there's a foot fetish to go with the bestiality. My computer's kinkier than I am. o.O
Drunk On the Moon In My Pants
Ooo, does that mean Rammstein will be playing there?
National Brotherhood Week In My Pants
SCORE!
Ritual of Abduction In My Pants
...if I ever write Envy/Ed, can I use that as a fic title? XP
Starfuckers, Inc. In My Pants
Bwahahahahahahhaa! So perfect it's redundant! I'll take Apolo Ohno, please? Or if you don't have him on hand, there's always Brad Pitt...
Big Hill Polska In My Pants
Sounds like a bumpy ride!
Wedding March In My Pants
[Wierd Al]But I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment![/Wierd Al]
Sharleena In My Pants
I admit I don't know who Sharleena is, but I hope she enjoys herself down there.
Saturn: The Bringer of Old Age In My Pants
Er, I would certainly hope not. *woeful stare at crotch*
Heather Bonn In My Pants
Ahhh, she can join Sharleena. OTP!
Not What You See In My Pants
Somehow this reminds me of that series of humorous drabbles about Ed's penis being all sorts of bizarre things. I forget who wrote them though. Zoon!
The Sparrow's Christmas Morning In My Pants
...............................o.@
Call Waiting In My Pants
Kinda necessary with the two ladies, various stars, and assorted critters having their party down there.
Allegory, Allegorier, Allegoriest In My Pants
Ahhh, I was hoping there'd be a duel chorus in here somewhere! My genitalia are a self-annihilating metaphor, wheeeee! But at least it involves boys with their shirts open.
Dialogue With the Stars In My Pants
The phonesex version of Starfuckers? Alan Rickman, please?
Hope Fails In My Pants
...and then you join OKCupid.
Glorification of the chosen one in my pants! Wheeeeeeee!