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For Vivy:
Which non-vulgar Vivy-expletive are YOU?
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Consider this Jason Isaacs quote (man, that guy gives great interviews!):
"I've signed on for the fourth one, and the fifth one I can reveal now that Jo Rowling actually sent me an early draft of it, it's called Harry Potter and the Lucius Chronicles, it's all about his early romantic adventures, but she said it may change."
And which "he" is he referring to?
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Fisher has decided that Satan exists on my neck, and that her hair should not be played with when she is playing with Satan, because it's such a cute widdle Satan!
She hasn't met the Satan on my calf yet.
Speaking of pseudo-religious comments, Shelly says: "So I was clinging to the side of St. Peter, scrubbing the Lamb with a toothbrush."
Fisher, sitting next to me as I type, is now giggling insanely. She would like to add that she would be glad to be introduced to any Satan that I might find anywhere on my body.
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And, finally, Ye Olde Chambre of Secretes Poste (CoS movie spoilers apply):
Jason Isaacs: Worthy. Of infinite droolage. *swoons, gibbers, and has bunnies*
The Pimp Stick: Worthy. And, at one point, across Harry's throat.
Lucius Manhandling Harry: Worthy.
Lucius' Hair: Worthy. Antiquated ponytail a plus.
Christian Coulson: Worthy. Not quite my Tom, but worthy. And hot. *shivers*
Bonnie Wright: Not worthy.
Tom Felton: Worthy. Of being a repulsive little git.
Tom Felton's Hair Gel: Not worthy.
Whoever Played Justin Finch-Fletchley: Worthy of being rather cute, and doing a great job despite the fact that he looks nothing like my Justin.
Kenneth Branagh: Worthy. Oh so worthy. And funny as hell.
Rupert Grint's Appearance: Not worthy.
Rupert Grint's Acting: Worthy.
The Car: Worthy.
The Basilisk: Somewhat worthy. Insert discussion about genitalia of snakes here.
Maggie Smith: Worthy. I was unsure in the first movie, but now I know.
Alan Rickman: Worthy, naturally. But less chance to show off the Voice of Doom this time.
Weasleys: Not worthy, to varying degrees. Arthur, Percy, and Ginny are the worst. The twins and Ron are only a little better. Molly's okay.
Richard Harris: Worthy.
Chris Columbus' Direction of Richard Harris: Not worthy.
The Scriptual Cutting of Richard Harris' Part: Not worthy.
Fawkes: Somewhat worthy.
The Entrance to Dumbledore's Office: Worthy. Not accurate, but really cool.
Whoever Played Moaning Myrtle: Worthy. And funny as hell.
The Relationship Between Snape and Lockhart: Worthy.
Dobby: Somewhat worthy.
The Sword: Worthy, although small.
The Sorting Hat: Not worthy, but we knew that already.
Daniel Radcliffe: Worthy, as usual.
Emma Watson: Worthy, even if she is too pretty.
Robbie Coltrane: Worthy, as usual.
Diary Flashback Scene: Worthy, except for the fact that we couldn't see whether Dumbledore's hair was auburn.
Flying Breakdancing Wizards During Dueling Club Scene: Not worthy, but amusing.
Lockhart Still Having Wand After Expelliarmus: Not worthy.
General Behavior of Hexes During Dueling Club Scene: Not worthy.
Other Aspects of Dueling Club Scene: Worthy.
The Dursleys: Worthy. Especially Petunia.
Vernon Falling Into the Shrubbery *clang*: Worthy. Mwehehehe.
The Quidditch Game: Worthy. Oh so worthy. Ow.
Knockturn Alley Scene: Not worthy. Both the cutting of the Malfoys and the Lurching Wizard Zombies of Doom. Come on, we'd rather see Jason Isaacs and Tom Felton interact on screen (especially after Isaacs' interview comments about playing Lucius as an abusive dad) than a pack of Night of the Living Dead rejects in silly hats!
That Hot Victorian Chick Sitting on Snape's Right During the Final Feast: Professor Sinistra? Worthy, at any rate.
Gratuitous Hagrid Worship At End: Not worthy. Not that I dislike Hagrid, mind you, but it was kindof random.
Chamber of Secrets scene: Somewhat worthy. Except for Tom, Terrified!Harry, and Ron knocking out Lockhart. That was extremely worthy.
Whoever Played Professor Sprout: Worthy.
Flourish & Blotts Scene: Worthy. Jason Isaacs is God. In a suitably evil, sensual, and dominating way.
Loss of Lockhart's Teaching Announcement During Flourish & Blotts Scene: Not worthy.
Whoever Played Colin Creevey: Worthy. And bloody adorable. *cuteness attack*
Loss of Plotline Concerning Fame, Harry's Fan Club, Etcera: Not worthy.
Loss of Lockhart Moments During Fan Mail Scene: Not worthy. Come on, the script could've gotten way more out of Kenneth Branagh in that minute or two.
Snape Without Robe: Worthy. *drool drool thud*
Whoever Played Fudge: Not worthy.
Fudge's Wadrobe: Not worthy.
Goyle Wearing Harry's Glasses: Worthy, in a terrifying sort of way.
Mandrakes: Worthy. Especially when attempting to eat Draco's finger.
James: Not worthy. But we knew that already.
The Soundtrack: Somewhat worthy.
The Fact That I, Short As I Am, Was Sitting Behind The Single Largest Person In The Entire Theater: Not worthy. Grr.
Quietness of the Multitudinous Rugrats: Worthy.
Extra Scene After Credits: Worthy. And we were the only ones to stay for it. Mwahahaha.
Overall: Mostly worthy. Certainly more so than the last one.
*promptly dissolves into infinite droolage over Lucius Malfoy*
Which non-vulgar Vivy-expletive are YOU?
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***
Consider this Jason Isaacs quote (man, that guy gives great interviews!):
"I've signed on for the fourth one, and the fifth one I can reveal now that Jo Rowling actually sent me an early draft of it, it's called Harry Potter and the Lucius Chronicles, it's all about his early romantic adventures, but she said it may change."
And which "he" is he referring to?
***
Fisher has decided that Satan exists on my neck, and that her hair should not be played with when she is playing with Satan, because it's such a cute widdle Satan!
She hasn't met the Satan on my calf yet.
Speaking of pseudo-religious comments, Shelly says: "So I was clinging to the side of St. Peter, scrubbing the Lamb with a toothbrush."
Fisher, sitting next to me as I type, is now giggling insanely. She would like to add that she would be glad to be introduced to any Satan that I might find anywhere on my body.
***
And, finally, Ye Olde Chambre of Secretes Poste (CoS movie spoilers apply):
Jason Isaacs: Worthy. Of infinite droolage. *swoons, gibbers, and has bunnies*
The Pimp Stick: Worthy. And, at one point, across Harry's throat.
Lucius Manhandling Harry: Worthy.
Lucius' Hair: Worthy. Antiquated ponytail a plus.
Christian Coulson: Worthy. Not quite my Tom, but worthy. And hot. *shivers*
Bonnie Wright: Not worthy.
Tom Felton: Worthy. Of being a repulsive little git.
Tom Felton's Hair Gel: Not worthy.
Whoever Played Justin Finch-Fletchley: Worthy of being rather cute, and doing a great job despite the fact that he looks nothing like my Justin.
Kenneth Branagh: Worthy. Oh so worthy. And funny as hell.
Rupert Grint's Appearance: Not worthy.
Rupert Grint's Acting: Worthy.
The Car: Worthy.
The Basilisk: Somewhat worthy. Insert discussion about genitalia of snakes here.
Maggie Smith: Worthy. I was unsure in the first movie, but now I know.
Alan Rickman: Worthy, naturally. But less chance to show off the Voice of Doom this time.
Weasleys: Not worthy, to varying degrees. Arthur, Percy, and Ginny are the worst. The twins and Ron are only a little better. Molly's okay.
Richard Harris: Worthy.
Chris Columbus' Direction of Richard Harris: Not worthy.
The Scriptual Cutting of Richard Harris' Part: Not worthy.
Fawkes: Somewhat worthy.
The Entrance to Dumbledore's Office: Worthy. Not accurate, but really cool.
Whoever Played Moaning Myrtle: Worthy. And funny as hell.
The Relationship Between Snape and Lockhart: Worthy.
Dobby: Somewhat worthy.
The Sword: Worthy, although small.
The Sorting Hat: Not worthy, but we knew that already.
Daniel Radcliffe: Worthy, as usual.
Emma Watson: Worthy, even if she is too pretty.
Robbie Coltrane: Worthy, as usual.
Diary Flashback Scene: Worthy, except for the fact that we couldn't see whether Dumbledore's hair was auburn.
Flying Breakdancing Wizards During Dueling Club Scene: Not worthy, but amusing.
Lockhart Still Having Wand After Expelliarmus: Not worthy.
General Behavior of Hexes During Dueling Club Scene: Not worthy.
Other Aspects of Dueling Club Scene: Worthy.
The Dursleys: Worthy. Especially Petunia.
Vernon Falling Into the Shrubbery *clang*: Worthy. Mwehehehe.
The Quidditch Game: Worthy. Oh so worthy. Ow.
Knockturn Alley Scene: Not worthy. Both the cutting of the Malfoys and the Lurching Wizard Zombies of Doom. Come on, we'd rather see Jason Isaacs and Tom Felton interact on screen (especially after Isaacs' interview comments about playing Lucius as an abusive dad) than a pack of Night of the Living Dead rejects in silly hats!
That Hot Victorian Chick Sitting on Snape's Right During the Final Feast: Professor Sinistra? Worthy, at any rate.
Gratuitous Hagrid Worship At End: Not worthy. Not that I dislike Hagrid, mind you, but it was kindof random.
Chamber of Secrets scene: Somewhat worthy. Except for Tom, Terrified!Harry, and Ron knocking out Lockhart. That was extremely worthy.
Whoever Played Professor Sprout: Worthy.
Flourish & Blotts Scene: Worthy. Jason Isaacs is God. In a suitably evil, sensual, and dominating way.
Loss of Lockhart's Teaching Announcement During Flourish & Blotts Scene: Not worthy.
Whoever Played Colin Creevey: Worthy. And bloody adorable. *cuteness attack*
Loss of Plotline Concerning Fame, Harry's Fan Club, Etcera: Not worthy.
Loss of Lockhart Moments During Fan Mail Scene: Not worthy. Come on, the script could've gotten way more out of Kenneth Branagh in that minute or two.
Snape Without Robe: Worthy. *drool drool thud*
Whoever Played Fudge: Not worthy.
Fudge's Wadrobe: Not worthy.
Goyle Wearing Harry's Glasses: Worthy, in a terrifying sort of way.
Mandrakes: Worthy. Especially when attempting to eat Draco's finger.
James: Not worthy. But we knew that already.
The Soundtrack: Somewhat worthy.
The Fact That I, Short As I Am, Was Sitting Behind The Single Largest Person In The Entire Theater: Not worthy. Grr.
Quietness of the Multitudinous Rugrats: Worthy.
Extra Scene After Credits: Worthy. And we were the only ones to stay for it. Mwahahaha.
Overall: Mostly worthy. Certainly more so than the last one.
*promptly dissolves into infinite droolage over Lucius Malfoy*