motorized old people scooters sales pitch
Are you tired of your parents leeching off of you in their "Golden Years"? Do you want them to be more mobile so you don't have to wipe thier asses like they used to yours? Then you should check out the Enterprise Scooter! Not only will your parents be able to get around the house, when they get outside you can enter the special code that only you will know, and activate the WARP DRIVE! Then you can be truly happy because you made your 'rents boldly go the hell away! The Enterprise Scooter is only availabe from The Rubel Bros. "We hate you all!!!11one"