Chairs are evil

Mar 31, 2006 01:49

I killed my toe. The one on my left foot that's right by my pinky toe. It is dead.

I was sitting down at my desk and I smashed my toed with the chair leg. And I was like, fuck! owowowowowow. And then it kept hurting, but there was a story online I wanted to read so I ignored it. The pain got better a bit but I could tell something was wrong, but I was like...no...nothing's wrong...i am imagining it. So at least a half hour later I'm done reading and I know I'm going to have to look at my toe. So I steal myself, pull my foot out from under the desk, look at it, and go, holy shit. Where my toe nail once was, there is a bloody goopy looking thing. I look under the desk to see if I bled on anything, and directly below my foot was a magazine with a little pool of blood on it. Merrrr.

I tried washing off some of the blood but I couldn't get it off very well without touching it, and I could also see that there were some globs in the blood that were not blood and I was like ewwwwww.

I couldn't tell if my toe nail had come off, so I went back and looked, and loe and behold, my nearly whole toenail is lying on the floor.

Sigh.

Long story short, went and got Aleria since I couldn't reach my foot very easily, and I'm a wimp when it comes causing myself pain. So she cleaned it for me and cut off the small part of nail that was hanging by a little bit of skin. Like I said, ewwwww. Anyway, she cleaned it with alcohol wipes and I was like, owwwwwwww. Then ointment and multiple bandages. So, I'm limping around, looking like I broke my foot. Kinda similar to when I broke my pinky and it looked like I'd broken my hand. I'm telling you, I have a gift for this stuff.

Hopefully the toe nail on my pinky toe won't fall off...it looks like there is bruising under the lower part of the nail, since it did get caught in the cross fire... Wahhhhh... I don't like it when parts of myself break off when they are not supposed t break off. It is icky.

Merrr.

P.S. Aleria is awesome and deserves a pony.
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