LET'S CHANGE THE WORLD. NAKED
SHOUNEN CLUB IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ON EARTH.
Aklljlslfs!!! RYOPI. ON SHOUNEN CLUB.
THANK YOU TEGO GOD.
You're going to say, "Anita, why did you only cap two songs?"
And I'm going to say, "...DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY WANT ME TO GO CAP HAPPY ON ALL OF SHOUNEN CLUB?"
Exactly.
Koyama: We are very cool and suave. We're singing a song called Change The World and it's very hard core. No really. We are. Hard core that is, because obviously we are singing this song. Since we're singing.
Koyama: Our company is also a fan of lip sy-
Yamapi: IT'S FOR THE PERFORMANCE. THE PERFORMANCE. Besides, you can't call this lip syncing anyway. I don't sound like the CD! At all! I sound worse! Not that anyone is actually paying attention to the singing here. In my solo, however...
Ryo: You both suck. AND NOT LIKE THAT.
Koyama: We have guitar solos too, that's how serious we are. We're pioneering Jpop idols who want to change the world, one fangirl at a time. Jpop band for teenage girls? What? No. Watch us stroll in, ever so casually. Casual like the wind. We, my friends, are very serious.
Yamapi: We're hot too, right? Because tongue action? I have tongue. It's not Jin's tongue, but it has at some point touched Jin's tongue, which is close enough. *brightens* Hey, can you unconsciously learn someone else's tongue action? because aside from Jin's, I have -
Koyama: ...I was quite sure it didn't work like that.
Ryo: ...Me too, because that means you probably absorbed his stupid, too.
Ryo: I rap. very nicely too. what? COME ON, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUSLY WATCHING ME BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SEE ME SING. It's the hot isn't it? You can't resist it. Change the world, I'M CHANGING THE LANDSCAPE WITH MY HOT.
(Aklhjdllkdh - amazing gif of utter sex is tinyangl's ♥ ♥ ♥)
Yamapi: I show skin! *beams*
Koyama: Obviously, if you're captain here, you can change the world in a split second by showing skin. I mean, look at those abs. That stomach. That rippled, tanned, stomach...
Yamapi: This is a very natural move, Koyama. I just accidentally lifted my shirt as my hand trailed up my stomach and to my neck...
Ryo: Ha! Pull the other one, Pi.
Yamapi: What other one?
Ryo: *sighs* ...Never mind
Ryo: COME ON, that is not hard core, Pi. That's cute. And did i mention that skirts were totally out of fashion? They're so last year. Oh wait, that's exactly what you wore last year, only not sparkly.
Yamapi: You've done this for all our Weeeek performances, it's only right that it's MY TURN.
Koyama: ... :D
Ryo: ... Didn't we say something about being hard core?
Koyama: \:D/ ?
Yamapi: What does gaaaaaan mean again?
Yamapi: Ha! I knew I could subtly mention Shige without actually saying his name. Hi shige! This is your lip move. Watch me steal it and be smoking hot.
I KNEW SC WERE AS DIRTY AS ME. I LIKE THIS ANGLE VERY MUCH *__*
Yamapi: Take a look at my enormous penis, and all your troubles go a floating away~
I CALL THIS THE FACE PI MAKES WHEN JIN'S SUCKING HIM OFF.
If I was a decent poet, I'd totally write a haiku about the line of Yamapi's neck and his low, low shirt. *__*
Since I am not, I thought I'd inflict you with a haiku anyway.
Pi, dear Yamapi,
Why must you be smokin' hot?
Please get naked soon
Things I may have learnt today:
1. I really like Yamapi
2. I really like Yamapi naked
3. I really, really like Yamapi, Ryo and Koyama altogether (my three favourite boys from News *__*)
4. THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE KOYAPI IN THIS WORLD
5. I can't stop ninjaing my otp into everything.
6. And I'm spectacularly awful at capping stuff. XD
Aside from that excitement, ahem, I'm well and hanging around. I have... shopped a lot, ate a lot, painted kidlet faces (one girl wanted me to paint a giant Christmas tree all over her face, no really. She did. O_O), hung out with... a lot of people (pretending to have a social life is kind of fun XD) and generally doing Stuff (and by stuff, I mean spending money). I think I'm doing better, but I always say that and something has to prove me wrong, so let's just keep mum about it for now. XDDD
NEXT UP: ANITA HAS VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK. (ergo, PI HAS SHOWER SEX, WALL SEX OR TABLE SEX?
...SEX IN MID AIR?)
Aklljlslfs!!! RYOPI. ON SHOUNEN CLUB.
THANK YOU TEGO GOD.
You're going to say, "Anita, why did you only cap two songs?"
And I'm going to say, "...DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY WANT ME TO GO CAP HAPPY ON ALL OF SHOUNEN CLUB?"
Exactly.
Koyama: We are very cool and suave. We're singing a song called Change The World and it's very hard core. No really. We are. Hard core that is, because obviously we are singing this song. Since we're singing.
Koyama: Our company is also a fan of lip sy-
Yamapi: IT'S FOR THE PERFORMANCE. THE PERFORMANCE. Besides, you can't call this lip syncing anyway. I don't sound like the CD! At all! I sound worse! Not that anyone is actually paying attention to the singing here. In my solo, however...
Ryo: You both suck. AND NOT LIKE THAT.
Koyama: We have guitar solos too, that's how serious we are. We're pioneering Jpop idols who want to change the world, one fangirl at a time. Jpop band for teenage girls? What? No. Watch us stroll in, ever so casually. Casual like the wind. We, my friends, are very serious.
Yamapi: We're hot too, right? Because tongue action? I have tongue. It's not Jin's tongue, but it has at some point touched Jin's tongue, which is close enough. *brightens* Hey, can you unconsciously learn someone else's tongue action? because aside from Jin's, I have -
Koyama: ...I was quite sure it didn't work like that.
Ryo: ...Me too, because that means you probably absorbed his stupid, too.
Ryo: I rap. very nicely too. what? COME ON, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUSLY WATCHING ME BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SEE ME SING. It's the hot isn't it? You can't resist it. Change the world, I'M CHANGING THE LANDSCAPE WITH MY HOT.
(Aklhjdllkdh - amazing gif of utter sex is tinyangl's ♥ ♥ ♥)
Yamapi: I show skin! *beams*
Koyama: Obviously, if you're captain here, you can change the world in a split second by showing skin. I mean, look at those abs. That stomach. That rippled, tanned, stomach...
Yamapi: This is a very natural move, Koyama. I just accidentally lifted my shirt as my hand trailed up my stomach and to my neck...
Ryo: Ha! Pull the other one, Pi.
Yamapi: What other one?
Ryo: *sighs* ...Never mind
Ryo: COME ON, that is not hard core, Pi. That's cute. And did i mention that skirts were totally out of fashion? They're so last year. Oh wait, that's exactly what you wore last year, only not sparkly.
Yamapi: You've done this for all our Weeeek performances, it's only right that it's MY TURN.
Koyama: ... :D
Ryo: ... Didn't we say something about being hard core?
Koyama: \:D/ ?
Yamapi: What does gaaaaaan mean again?
Yamapi: Ha! I knew I could subtly mention Shige without actually saying his name. Hi shige! This is your lip move. Watch me steal it and be smoking hot.
I KNEW SC WERE AS DIRTY AS ME. I LIKE THIS ANGLE VERY MUCH *__*
Yamapi: Take a look at my enormous penis, and all your troubles go a floating away~
I CALL THIS THE FACE PI MAKES WHEN JIN'S SUCKING HIM OFF.
If I was a decent poet, I'd totally write a haiku about the line of Yamapi's neck and his low, low shirt. *__*
Since I am not, I thought I'd inflict you with a haiku anyway.
Pi, dear Yamapi,
Why must you be smokin' hot?
Please get naked soon
Things I may have learnt today:
1. I really like Yamapi
2. I really like Yamapi naked
3. I really, really like Yamapi, Ryo and Koyama altogether (my three favourite boys from News *__*)
4. THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE KOYAPI IN THIS WORLD
5. I can't stop ninjaing my otp into everything.
6. And I'm spectacularly awful at capping stuff. XD
Aside from that excitement, ahem, I'm well and hanging around. I have... shopped a lot, ate a lot, painted kidlet faces (one girl wanted me to paint a giant Christmas tree all over her face, no really. She did. O_O), hung out with... a lot of people (pretending to have a social life is kind of fun XD) and generally doing Stuff (and by stuff, I mean spending money). I think I'm doing better, but I always say that and something has to prove me wrong, so let's just keep mum about it for now. XDDD
NEXT UP: ANITA HAS VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK. (ergo, PI HAS SHOWER SEX, WALL SEX OR TABLE SEX?
...SEX IN MID AIR?)