GOOD TITLES ARE FOR LOSERS.... OR FOR PEOPLE MORE INVENTIVE THAN ME
Wow. I didn't even notice I didn't update for a week. That's kind of odd of me, actually. *LIKES TO SPAM A LOT*
This is my 250th entry, according to my livejournal stats, but I'm going to be avant garde and celebrate that in my next entry, just because... just because I can! (If Kanjani8 can rock it with seven people and one MIPBTIS (missing in person but there in spirit) I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT. SO THERE.)
Obviously I choose to inflict you with more babble and picspam about the Weeeeek PV (...IT DOES NOT COUNT IF I SPELL IT WRONG) even if I know everyone has probably seen it a zillion times and read about a zillion other more informative and less retarded posts, BUT I AM SELF-CENTERED SO I WANT TO DO ONE ANYWAY, EVEN IF THIS ENTIRE THING IS TL;DR. XP
All caps (Aljfdjfd;sfjds 1475 of them, jesus christ) from here
HELLO DEAR CHILDREN, THIS IS YOUR TEAM LEADER YAMAPI AGAIN. WHY YES, YAMAPI IS OPENING EVERY PICSPAM.
You may wonder why I have my finger up. I have a few reasons for this.
1. THIS IS HOW MANY ORGIES NEWS HAVE HAD TODAY (it's still very earlier! We can squeeze in a few more!
Ryo: Shut up, Mr. No-Refractory-Period. You wanted a rest-
Yamapi: ARE YOU MY FRIEND OR NOT. WHY DO YOU TELL THEM THESE THINGS?)
2. THIS IS MY SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THIS SINGLE (THERE'S A FEW MORE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES LATER ON). PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THEM! \:D/
Ryo: Pi. HAVE YOU HEARD OF BEING SUBTLE?
Yamapi: ...we're in JE!
3. THIS SINGLE WILL BE NUMBER ONE ON ORICON!!!! KODA KUMI, WHO IS KODA KUMI. SHE WAS NOT THE ONE WHO SAW ME HUMILIATE MYSELF ON TELEVISION, RIGHT? ....RIGHT?
...BEAT HER DOWN, NEWS!
ONE: ORGY SO FAR
TWO: WHEN YAMAPI'S SUPPOSED AMAZING REFRACTORY PERIOD STARTS HAPPENING, WE'LL HAVE ORGY NUMBER TWO.
THREE AND A HALF: Leader liesssssssss and we had to stop half way through the orgy. :O
FOUR: four hours later, we had the next orgy.
Yamapi: DO NOT DOUBT MY PENIS POWER. *preens*
Pst, hey guys. This is Shige reporting. I have deep, dark secrets about News to tell you. What? The jimusho doesn't say we can't speak! It only gives us very loose guidelines on what so say so that we can focus on a very narrow field of questions which inevitably always end up with questions about the girls we want to date so the fans would be happy. ANYWAY, did you hear about the one with Massu and -
- INTERUPTED BY BLINDING MASSU GRIN ♥ ♥ ♥
TEGO: SHIGE, YOU CAN'T REVEAL THAT WE GOT TO THIS LEVEL OF MEMBER AI BECAUSE OF --
TEGO!!!
Guys, it's not as if everyone didn't know that it was the tea parties! THE TEA PARTIES OF MEMBER AI. Who do they think we are? Arashi? we don't get sent free sex toys like they do. Hmph.
LOOK AT YAMAPI.
...
THE CAP SAYS IT ALL.
I knew we should have made him go to the toilet before filming. Knew it. It was all the ridiculous tea parties we had before hand.
...WEDNESDAY HAS JUST BECOME MY FAVOURITE DAY
TEGO SAYS THIS. TEGO. THE IRONY, IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS Aljlfdsl;jsdfs you don't play fair you cute midget freak!
SOMEONE TOLD RYO HE LEFT HIS FLY UNZIPPED.
...
HAHAHAHA, RYO'S FACE NO FACE JOKES, Y'ALL
Yamapi: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz! We're off to see the wizard... the wizard who's -- Ryo, why do you look like that?
...the wizard who's going to set us on fire. Oh. I see.
Incidentally, Ryo-chan, what are you doing? I mean, if you really wanted us to do a PV with afros and disco balls and everything, I still have mine from the GYM PV. All you had to do was ask. No need to get so drastically desperate about it. I AM YOUR SENSITIVE AND YET ATTRACTIVE AND VERY HOT, SMART--
Massu: ...lying's bad for you, Yamapi.
-- STOIC--
Tego: What Massu said
--LEADERY LEADER, IT'S MY DUTY TO DO THIS STUFF. *pause* WHAT KIND OF BAND ARE YOU, WHERE IS THE LOVE?
Koyama: There, there, we can't have you being delusional, Yamapi. Bad for publicity. Have more tea.
...TEGO DREAMS OF MASSU. TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL.
ALSO, TRAIN. THIS IS A CUE FOR FIC ABOUT RYO FONDLING TEGO ON THE TRAIN AND KOYAMA WATCHING Y/Y? AND EVERYONE ELSE, BUT WE DON'T NEED TO MENTION THAT PART TO RYO
I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH. ♥ ♥ ♥ YOU DORK.
YOU CAN SHOW US YOUR CUPS ANY TIME YOU LIKE, YAMAPI
TEGO: I AM TEGO AND I AM NINJA.
ETA: SEE xxlithiumflower'S BRAIN BREAKING MACRO
TEGO DREAMS OF MASSU AND TEGO IS PROACTIVE AND TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY. FTW, TEGO.
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE, TAKE TWO THE EVEN LESS SUBTLE ONE THAN YAMAPI'S: BUY DIS SINGLE NOW.
HI GOD. As you see, Tego's in a lot of agony about his religious problems and Yamapi doesn't believe in you. I do.
P.S. When's the next lunch break?
Yamapi: WITH THE POWER OF HOT, WE WILL - WE WILL - ...Ryo-chan, what were we doing?
Ryo: ...you're lucky I like you.
SHIGE: SERIOUSLY, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. I AM UNTOUCHED. I AM CLEAN. DON'T INFECT ME WITH YOUR -- JUST BECAUSE YAMAPI LIKES TO SHOW OFF HIS ASSETS DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO.
MASSU: BE MANLY, SHIGE. *FIST PUMPS*
ARE YOU LEAVING ME OUT OF THE ORGY, BITCHES?
FINE, I'LL HAVE MY OWN ORGY. ALL BY MYSELF. SUCKERS.
Yamapi: ONE SECOND I'M HERE, AND THEN I AM NOT. IT'S MAGIC~
Massu: Um, you're still here, actually, Yamapi.
Yamapi: Dammit.
wintersjuly: ALSO, IS THAT SHIGE SPRAWLED OUT OVER A BED
pinkpapyrus: KAWJLSJKWANK UM, YES
pinkpapyrus: WHERE
pinkpapyrus: WHERE IS SHIGE ON A BED
wintersjuly: YOU KNOW THE BIT WHERE KOYAMA IS NESTLED IN THE BLANKETS
wintersjuly: ISN'T THE OTHER PERSON ON THE CEILING, SHIGE?
pinkpapyrus: OOH THAT'S RIGHT
pinkpapyrus: EEEEE
pinkpapyrus: IMAGINE IF THE BED WERE ABOVE KOYAMA'S
pinkpapyrus: AND LIKE
pinkpapyrus: FELL
pinkpapyrus: OR SOMETHING
pinkpapyrus: I'M NOT JUST IMAGINING WAYS OF GETTING THEM IN BED TOGETHER
wintersjuly: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
pinkpapyrus: REALLY
pinkpapyrus: I'M JUST THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX
wintersjuly: ...WILL YOU WRITE THAT, THOUGH?
pinkpapyrus: ...SURREAL KOYATO WHERE THEY LIVE IN PARALLEL DIMENSIONS WHERE SHIGE LIVES ON KOYAMA'S CEILING?
wintersjuly: ...YES
wintersjuly: AND WHERE SHIGE HAS A REAL CAT IN THAT DIMENSION
wintersjuly: OH HEY, WHAT IF THERE WERE TWO SHIGES
wintersjuly: ONE WITH A REAL CAT
wintersjuly: AND ONE WITH AN IMAGINARY CAT
...I'M SURE THIS CONVERSATION SAYS A LOT ABOUT OUR USUAL CONVERSATIONS, ACTUALLY.
DORK.
DORK.
DORK.
DORK.
SUPER DORK.
OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS BAND SO MUCH. SUCH IDIOTS, THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM.
KOYAMA REV'S HIMSELF UP FOR IT, KOYAMA AIMS AND KOYAMA KICKS AND KOYAMA SCORES... YAMAPI, MASSU AND TEGO SITTING PRIMLY ON STARS?
CAP SAYS IT ALL
I LOVE YOU MASSU.
ALL HAIL SHIGE, THE IMAGINARY (BUT STILL VERY HOT) GOD OF IMAGINARY (SHIGE: "MY CAT IS REAL") THINGS
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THIS PV SO MUCH THAT YOU HATE MY HAIR JUST A LITTLE LESS. YOU KNOW IT.
Hey Pi, remember how I said I was so happy when our eyes met? I mean, I was fifteen and a runt with crooked teeth, you were nineteen and still a runt with crooked teeth which, er, you still have now, but now I'm sure with our hot status, we can work something out because my heart? Still flutters for you.
Sure Tego! I'm the village bicycle, remember! I LOVE EVERYONE. Except Kame. Oh wait, I like him now, too. Wow, Kame must be good in bed. Though Tego, what is it with you and Shige's poster? Also, why are you using Jin's pick up lines on me?
KISSY KISSY?
Ryo: I'm totally scoring tonight.
For some reason that I still haven't figure out, Yamapi starts to undress.
This does not displease me. Yamapi should keep undressing though. YOU ARE NOT A MAN WHO SHOULD REMAIN CLOTHED FOR LONG. *___*
Yamapi: Shige, your face is so smooth. I need to touch it.
Shige: ...seriously, WHY ARE MY BANDMATES ALL SO WEIRD?
Yamapi: Says the one with the imaginary cat
(...YES I KNOW. I TALK ABOUT THE CAT A LOT. SHUT UP, I LOVE SHIGE'S CAT)
ORGIES
Tego: WE SHOULD HAVE THE ORGY ALL TOGETHER. FOR THE MEMBER AI.
Yamapi: What do you say, Massu-cakes?
Massu: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, Pi-butt.
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE THE THIRD: THIS SINGLE IS YAMAPI APPROVED.
Jin's tongue thing? Pft - screw him (I'll do that later!) SEE MY TONGUE ACTION? I AM BURNING. I AM SEXY. I AM LEADER (Sorry Pi, you're only our leader in spirit), TAKE THAT. HAPPY DORKY BOYBAND, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I AM HOT.
WE ARE NEWS.
Ryo: OH SHUT UP, I CAN STILL BE HOT LIKE THIS.
ETA: ...I completely forgot to mention the whole News in suits = VERY VERY HOT. *FAILS* I mean, THAT'S ALL THEY'RE IN FOR THE ENTIRE PV.
Now I will go and hide.
This is my 250th entry, according to my livejournal stats, but I'm going to be avant garde and celebrate that in my next entry, just because... just because I can! (If Kanjani8 can rock it with seven people and one MIPBTIS (missing in person but there in spirit) I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT. SO THERE.)
Obviously I choose to inflict you with more babble and picspam about the Weeeeek PV (...IT DOES NOT COUNT IF I SPELL IT WRONG) even if I know everyone has probably seen it a zillion times and read about a zillion other more informative and less retarded posts, BUT I AM SELF-CENTERED SO I WANT TO DO ONE ANYWAY, EVEN IF THIS ENTIRE THING IS TL;DR. XP
All caps (Aljfdjfd;sfjds 1475 of them, jesus christ) from here
HELLO DEAR CHILDREN, THIS IS YOUR TEAM LEADER YAMAPI AGAIN. WHY YES, YAMAPI IS OPENING EVERY PICSPAM.
You may wonder why I have my finger up. I have a few reasons for this.
1. THIS IS HOW MANY ORGIES NEWS HAVE HAD TODAY (it's still very earlier! We can squeeze in a few more!
Ryo: Shut up, Mr. No-Refractory-Period. You wanted a rest-
Yamapi: ARE YOU MY FRIEND OR NOT. WHY DO YOU TELL THEM THESE THINGS?)
2. THIS IS MY SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THIS SINGLE (THERE'S A FEW MORE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES LATER ON). PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THEM! \:D/
Ryo: Pi. HAVE YOU HEARD OF BEING SUBTLE?
Yamapi: ...we're in JE!
3. THIS SINGLE WILL BE NUMBER ONE ON ORICON!!!! KODA KUMI, WHO IS KODA KUMI. SHE WAS NOT THE ONE WHO SAW ME HUMILIATE MYSELF ON TELEVISION, RIGHT? ....RIGHT?
...BEAT HER DOWN, NEWS!
ONE: ORGY SO FAR
TWO: WHEN YAMAPI'S SUPPOSED AMAZING REFRACTORY PERIOD STARTS HAPPENING, WE'LL HAVE ORGY NUMBER TWO.
THREE AND A HALF: Leader liesssssssss and we had to stop half way through the orgy. :O
FOUR: four hours later, we had the next orgy.
Yamapi: DO NOT DOUBT MY PENIS POWER. *preens*
Pst, hey guys. This is Shige reporting. I have deep, dark secrets about News to tell you. What? The jimusho doesn't say we can't speak! It only gives us very loose guidelines on what so say so that we can focus on a very narrow field of questions which inevitably always end up with questions about the girls we want to date so the fans would be happy. ANYWAY, did you hear about the one with Massu and -
- INTERUPTED BY BLINDING MASSU GRIN ♥ ♥ ♥
TEGO: SHIGE, YOU CAN'T REVEAL THAT WE GOT TO THIS LEVEL OF MEMBER AI BECAUSE OF --
TEGO!!!
Guys, it's not as if everyone didn't know that it was the tea parties! THE TEA PARTIES OF MEMBER AI. Who do they think we are? Arashi? we don't get sent free sex toys like they do. Hmph.
LOOK AT YAMAPI.
...
THE CAP SAYS IT ALL.
I knew we should have made him go to the toilet before filming. Knew it. It was all the ridiculous tea parties we had before hand.
...WEDNESDAY HAS JUST BECOME MY FAVOURITE DAY
TEGO SAYS THIS. TEGO. THE IRONY, IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS Aljlfdsl;jsdfs you don't play fair you cute midget freak!
SOMEONE TOLD RYO HE LEFT HIS FLY UNZIPPED.
...
HAHAHAHA, RYO'S FACE NO FACE JOKES, Y'ALL
Yamapi: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz! We're off to see the wizard... the wizard who's -- Ryo, why do you look like that?
...the wizard who's going to set us on fire. Oh. I see.
Incidentally, Ryo-chan, what are you doing? I mean, if you really wanted us to do a PV with afros and disco balls and everything, I still have mine from the GYM PV. All you had to do was ask. No need to get so drastically desperate about it. I AM YOUR SENSITIVE AND YET ATTRACTIVE AND VERY HOT, SMART--
Massu: ...lying's bad for you, Yamapi.
-- STOIC--
Tego: What Massu said
--LEADERY LEADER, IT'S MY DUTY TO DO THIS STUFF. *pause* WHAT KIND OF BAND ARE YOU, WHERE IS THE LOVE?
Koyama: There, there, we can't have you being delusional, Yamapi. Bad for publicity. Have more tea.
...TEGO DREAMS OF MASSU. TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL.
ALSO, TRAIN. THIS IS A CUE FOR FIC ABOUT RYO FONDLING TEGO ON THE TRAIN AND KOYAMA WATCHING Y/Y? AND EVERYONE ELSE, BUT WE DON'T NEED TO MENTION THAT PART TO RYO
I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH. ♥ ♥ ♥ YOU DORK.
YOU CAN SHOW US YOUR CUPS ANY TIME YOU LIKE, YAMAPI
TEGO: I AM TEGO AND I AM NINJA.
ETA: SEE xxlithiumflower'S BRAIN BREAKING MACRO
TEGO DREAMS OF MASSU AND TEGO IS PROACTIVE AND TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY. FTW, TEGO.
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE, TAKE TWO THE EVEN LESS SUBTLE ONE THAN YAMAPI'S: BUY DIS SINGLE NOW.
HI GOD. As you see, Tego's in a lot of agony about his religious problems and Yamapi doesn't believe in you. I do.
P.S. When's the next lunch break?
Yamapi: WITH THE POWER OF HOT, WE WILL - WE WILL - ...Ryo-chan, what were we doing?
Ryo: ...you're lucky I like you.
SHIGE: SERIOUSLY, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. I AM UNTOUCHED. I AM CLEAN. DON'T INFECT ME WITH YOUR -- JUST BECAUSE YAMAPI LIKES TO SHOW OFF HIS ASSETS DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO.
MASSU: BE MANLY, SHIGE. *FIST PUMPS*
ARE YOU LEAVING ME OUT OF THE ORGY, BITCHES?
FINE, I'LL HAVE MY OWN ORGY. ALL BY MYSELF. SUCKERS.
Yamapi: ONE SECOND I'M HERE, AND THEN I AM NOT. IT'S MAGIC~
Massu: Um, you're still here, actually, Yamapi.
Yamapi: Dammit.
wintersjuly: ALSO, IS THAT SHIGE SPRAWLED OUT OVER A BED
pinkpapyrus: KAWJLSJKWANK UM, YES
pinkpapyrus: WHERE
pinkpapyrus: WHERE IS SHIGE ON A BED
wintersjuly: YOU KNOW THE BIT WHERE KOYAMA IS NESTLED IN THE BLANKETS
wintersjuly: ISN'T THE OTHER PERSON ON THE CEILING, SHIGE?
pinkpapyrus: OOH THAT'S RIGHT
pinkpapyrus: EEEEE
pinkpapyrus: IMAGINE IF THE BED WERE ABOVE KOYAMA'S
pinkpapyrus: AND LIKE
pinkpapyrus: FELL
pinkpapyrus: OR SOMETHING
pinkpapyrus: I'M NOT JUST IMAGINING WAYS OF GETTING THEM IN BED TOGETHER
wintersjuly: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
pinkpapyrus: REALLY
pinkpapyrus: I'M JUST THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX
wintersjuly: ...WILL YOU WRITE THAT, THOUGH?
pinkpapyrus: ...SURREAL KOYATO WHERE THEY LIVE IN PARALLEL DIMENSIONS WHERE SHIGE LIVES ON KOYAMA'S CEILING?
wintersjuly: ...YES
wintersjuly: AND WHERE SHIGE HAS A REAL CAT IN THAT DIMENSION
wintersjuly: OH HEY, WHAT IF THERE WERE TWO SHIGES
wintersjuly: ONE WITH A REAL CAT
wintersjuly: AND ONE WITH AN IMAGINARY CAT
...I'M SURE THIS CONVERSATION SAYS A LOT ABOUT OUR USUAL CONVERSATIONS, ACTUALLY.
DORK.
DORK.
DORK.
DORK.
SUPER DORK.
OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS BAND SO MUCH. SUCH IDIOTS, THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM.
KOYAMA REV'S HIMSELF UP FOR IT, KOYAMA AIMS AND KOYAMA KICKS AND KOYAMA SCORES... YAMAPI, MASSU AND TEGO SITTING PRIMLY ON STARS?
CAP SAYS IT ALL
I LOVE YOU MASSU.
ALL HAIL SHIGE, THE IMAGINARY (BUT STILL VERY HOT) GOD OF IMAGINARY (SHIGE: "MY CAT IS REAL") THINGS
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THIS PV SO MUCH THAT YOU HATE MY HAIR JUST A LITTLE LESS. YOU KNOW IT.
Hey Pi, remember how I said I was so happy when our eyes met? I mean, I was fifteen and a runt with crooked teeth, you were nineteen and still a runt with crooked teeth which, er, you still have now, but now I'm sure with our hot status, we can work something out because my heart? Still flutters for you.
Sure Tego! I'm the village bicycle, remember! I LOVE EVERYONE. Except Kame. Oh wait, I like him now, too. Wow, Kame must be good in bed. Though Tego, what is it with you and Shige's poster? Also, why are you using Jin's pick up lines on me?
KISSY KISSY?
Ryo: I'm totally scoring tonight.
For some reason that I still haven't figure out, Yamapi starts to undress.
This does not displease me. Yamapi should keep undressing though. YOU ARE NOT A MAN WHO SHOULD REMAIN CLOTHED FOR LONG. *___*
Yamapi: Shige, your face is so smooth. I need to touch it.
Shige: ...seriously, WHY ARE MY BANDMATES ALL SO WEIRD?
Yamapi: Says the one with the imaginary cat
(...YES I KNOW. I TALK ABOUT THE CAT A LOT. SHUT UP, I LOVE SHIGE'S CAT)
ORGIES
Tego: WE SHOULD HAVE THE ORGY ALL TOGETHER. FOR THE MEMBER AI.
Yamapi: What do you say, Massu-cakes?
Massu: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, Pi-butt.
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE THE THIRD: THIS SINGLE IS YAMAPI APPROVED.
Jin's tongue thing? Pft - screw him (I'll do that later!) SEE MY TONGUE ACTION? I AM BURNING. I AM SEXY. I AM LEADER (Sorry Pi, you're only our leader in spirit), TAKE THAT. HAPPY DORKY BOYBAND, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I AM HOT.
WE ARE NEWS.
Ryo: OH SHUT UP, I CAN STILL BE HOT LIKE THIS.
ETA: ...I completely forgot to mention the whole News in suits = VERY VERY HOT. *FAILS* I mean, THAT'S ALL THEY'RE IN FOR THE ENTIRE PV.
Now I will go and hide.