dorky handshakes for the win!
A;kds;fjkdsf - WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME YAMAPI AND RYO DO THE DORKY PIN HANDSHAKE ON THE DVD? (if you had, I might have possibly known about it before 12.30am at night where I'm entirely too excitable and therefore prone to randomly ficcing for no good reason whatsoever)
Very short drabble thing. Unedited because it's nearly 1am and I'm going to bed.
"Look," said Jin excitedly.
"-we have a secret handshake," finished Yamapi and they flashed each other bright grins before turning to Ryo and demonstrating.
Ryo stared at them blankly for a moment.
"Clearly," he said finally, "I'm surrounded by idiots if that's the best handshake you can come up with."
Yamapi and Jin looked at him with big eyes.
"But - but we spent all morning thinking it up!"
"I even skipped lunch!"
"And I - "
"You're not going to make me do it, no matter what you say," Ryo said flatly.
***
"You were saying?"
Jin was entirely too smug for his own good.
Ryo stared at his hand in betrayal. It had moved without thought into the stupid motions of the handshake when Yamapi and Jin had done the handshake incorrectly the first four times. This was either a really horrible joke of Yamapi's, or two certain someones had done the stupid handshake so often wrong on purpose until he couldn't resist himself and had to correct them (he suspected the latter).
"I hate you both," he said with feeling.
"We love you too, Ryo-chan," Yamapi chirped and did the handshake again with Jin, just for fun.
Ryo wanted to kick him.
(And he did, because Ryo was never one to resist his impulses.)
I NEED SMUT.
ETA: A;jdsfljdfs I ACTUALLY GOT SMUT, Yamapi/Ryo/Jin by the lovely jackoweskla and Shige/Koyama by the amazing thawrecka!!!
*FLAILS WEAKLY EVERYWHERE*
Very short drabble thing. Unedited because it's nearly 1am and I'm going to bed.
"Look," said Jin excitedly.
"-we have a secret handshake," finished Yamapi and they flashed each other bright grins before turning to Ryo and demonstrating.
Ryo stared at them blankly for a moment.
"Clearly," he said finally, "I'm surrounded by idiots if that's the best handshake you can come up with."
Yamapi and Jin looked at him with big eyes.
"But - but we spent all morning thinking it up!"
"I even skipped lunch!"
"And I - "
"You're not going to make me do it, no matter what you say," Ryo said flatly.
***
"You were saying?"
Jin was entirely too smug for his own good.
Ryo stared at his hand in betrayal. It had moved without thought into the stupid motions of the handshake when Yamapi and Jin had done the handshake incorrectly the first four times. This was either a really horrible joke of Yamapi's, or two certain someones had done the stupid handshake so often wrong on purpose until he couldn't resist himself and had to correct them (he suspected the latter).
"I hate you both," he said with feeling.
"We love you too, Ryo-chan," Yamapi chirped and did the handshake again with Jin, just for fun.
Ryo wanted to kick him.
(And he did, because Ryo was never one to resist his impulses.)
I NEED SMUT.
ETA: A;jdsfljdfs I ACTUALLY GOT SMUT, Yamapi/Ryo/Jin by the lovely jackoweskla and Shige/Koyama by the amazing thawrecka!!!
*FLAILS WEAKLY EVERYWHERE*