MEME~
So me and ilanabean42 were spamming the crap out of each other as per usual, right? We were discussing about writing styles and how recognizable writing styles are (and the way I’m totally psychic and realized what fic was hers in a heartbeat) and then she had this Idea.
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First, he snuck up on Yasu, tapping the staff on the floor saying “lolita". There was a flash of light before all returned to normal. He grinned brightly as Yasu looked down at his clothes, squealing in shock but then in excitement as he checked the mirror.
Next he walked up to Ryo's room, finding Okura there also. Giggling to himself, Subaru tapped the staff two times on the floor, trying to control his whispering.
There was a loud shout as Ryo found that what he was fondling was Okura in a gorilla suit and when he looked down at his own clothes he found he was-
"CATWOMAN?" Ryo snarled and looked down at his outfit. Sure, he had said in his interview that he would associate himself with a cat, but Catwoman was the last outfit he was thinking about.
"Does it help if I say that you look even sexier with that outfit on?" Okura spoke after staring down at both their outfits in silence. "You should wear leather more often." The expression on Ryo's face didn’t soften, but it certainly did help him feel smug on the inside. He wasn't Sexy Osaka Man for nothing.
Next were Hina and Yoko, who were discussing again about the script for the most recent Janiben.
Subaru tapped the ground.
Hina rubbed his eyes, thinking he must be straining himself and working too hard because surely Yoko was not in a Hard Gay outfit. It was bad enough that Yoko was still making old Hard Gay jokes but to be wearing the outfit...obviously Hina heard one too many jokes and was starting to hallucinate.
"Why are you in a Hulk outfit?" Yoko asked curiously.
The B-gatan had appeared, shouting loudly at Yoko who looked back at him helplessly and Subaru ran off before he was caught.
He found the last victim, Maru, in the kitchen, stealing another one of Hina's purins. Grinning to himself, he tapped the ground.
"Purin."
Maru looked confused as he couldn’t move very well and looked down to find he was in a purin outfit.
He shrugged that off. Stranger things had been happening to him recently like finding himself in a orange pair of pants as he stepped out of the dressing room to find the others all staring at him. Or Superman, although Maru thought of it as SuperPurinMan because the colour coding was different with yellow and brown, again with the same bright orange pants.
He was growing fond of the orange pants.
Maru didn't mind the purin outfit but he did mind that it was affecting his purin eating skills because he couldn't place the purin inside his mouth, and was growing frustrated.
Subaru felt sorry for disturbing Maru's eating and walked in, trying not to laugh at the outfit (he thought the cherry hat was a nice touch) fed Maru his purin.
"YOU!" Hina shouted and Subaru looked up at him in surprise. He wasn't sure if Hina was talking to Subaru or Maru.
"Sorry Maru, I'll make it up to you later!" Subaru grabbed the staff and went around Maru's rather large outfit, Hina following, until he saw the pot of purin on the table and looked towards Maru's direction. He was torn as to which culprit he should chase after and decided on Subaru, ordering Yoko to keep an eye on Maru.
"SUBARU!" Hina shouted down the corridor in his outfit as Subaru run down to his dressing room and slammed the door shut behind him. He was safe now.
That was until the door suddenly tore open and Hina glared at him with a small grin on his face. Obviously the outfit contained super powers too and shaking his head, Subaru tried to ward off Hina by swinging his staff around.
There were several loud shouts and screams, along with added crashes.
"I wonder what Murakami-kun's doing to Shibuyan?" Yasu spoke down at the other end of the corridor.
"No one knows when the B-gatan emerges."
"But don't you think Subaru had Hina's outfit spot on?"
"Is Subaru going to be able to defend himself?”
"He's got the staff, he can do anything. Let's go and get some food." Everyone agreed with Yoko’s suggestion and walked the opposite direction, discussing where eat.
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*dies laughing*
(and i don't know k8 writers all that well, but the only person i can think that may write this because we were discussing similar things a few days ago, is teej)
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This sounds so much like Teej. Especially with how Maru is written.
Actually, it screams "TEEJ" at me. So I'm guessing shimmeredusk
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