Title: Here’s the answer
Series:
50scenes Prompt Table No.2 (#022-Banned)
Author: Kanon
Genre: General (I think)/Humour
Rating: G
Characters: Kurosaki Ichigo, Hitsugaya Toushiro
Disclaimer: Bleach sovereigns over me, not the other way round.
Distribution: Fanfiction and LJ
Summary: Really, this was not what they had expected.
Spoilers: None
Warning: Drabble of sort. Attempted and miserably failed humour. OOC Hitsugaya.
Author's Note:
I know, Hitsugaya is OOC here. It wasn’t quite what I had in mind but I was getting very short-lasted sparks for scenes today so I just let them flow. And by now, you should know that my sense of humour is something that would work only to the arctic penguins. My friend told me I should leave them alone before I force them to extinction. Che.
:::::Here’s the answer by Kanon:::::
“Damnit, will you stop trying to snap my rib with your elbow?!”
“You’re one to talk! Your arm would have connected with my face if I hadn’t ducked fast enough!”
“You nearly poked me in my eyes!”
“And the time you nearly pushed me off the sofa doesn’t count?!”
“Who was the one that was thrashing about?! You did that to yourself!”
“I did not, you moron!”
Karin simply sighed. Yuzu blinked and seemed unsure whether she should intervene this rather childish fight or not. Ishida pushed his glasses up, hiding the bewildered look in his eyes behind the glint. Orihime only laughed. Sado stayed silent.
However, for the two arguing boys caught in the heat of the moment, none of them existed. Then finally-
“That’s it! Hitsugaya Toushiro, you are so BANNED!”
“Banned? I’m not a child that you can BAN me from things!”
“You sure are acting like one!”
“What?!”
Lifting an eyebrow in a cringe at the sign of another new row, Ishida sighed, eyeing the two innocent-looking white Wii remotes currently getting crunched in Kurosaki’s hands, unknown to the loudly barking teen.
Really, who knew the answer to the grand question of how to unwind the icy prodigy would be a simple human gaming console.
“You are the one being a sore loser, idiot! I won that round!”
“Yeah, by attempting to smack me in my gut!”
“You were stupid to be standing in my swing range!”
Ishida sighed again.
This was going to be a long night.