A little something from Kendall
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YAY IT'S THE KENDALL SHOW. I stolle Jason's kebyard to have a special show! After all, I'm sure you guys already know how much he hates his roommate. SO TODAY, we shall address serious questions that plague us in life. SERIOUS BUZNESS. The overwhelming question that we have been lead to day is... why does toast always land face down? And, if cats always land on their feet, would a piece of toast, face up, strapped to the back of a cat cause them to spiral out of control and tear a fabric in the fabric of space time?? This is a serious question for me with real world practical applications, as I am a cat owner who often eats toast with things spread on it. Imagine if I were to drop the toast and my cat were to catch it in mid drop on its back. This is a serious disaster waiting to happen. What do you people think should be done about this? Should toast areas be declared anti-cat? Cat areas anti-toast? Should one be ELIMINTATED FROM THE EARTH FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND/;?? I just don't know you guys. I just don[t know.
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YAY IT'S THE KENDALL SHOW. I stolle Jason's kebyard to have a special show! After all, I'm sure you guys already know how much he hates his roommate. SO TODAY, we shall address serious questions that plague us in life. SERIOUS BUZNESS. The overwhelming question that we have been lead to day is... why does toast always land face down? And, if cats always land on their feet, would a piece of toast, face up, strapped to the back of a cat cause them to spiral out of control and tear a fabric in the fabric of space time?? This is a serious question for me with real world practical applications, as I am a cat owner who often eats toast with things spread on it. Imagine if I were to drop the toast and my cat were to catch it in mid drop on its back. This is a serious disaster waiting to happen. What do you people think should be done about this? Should toast areas be declared anti-cat? Cat areas anti-toast? Should one be ELIMINTATED FROM THE EARTH FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND/;?? I just don't know you guys. I just don[t know.
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