Dec 03, 2007 14:55
I don't care what anyone out there claims about "legal" drugs...
Coffee gets you high. And I don't mean like giggly, oh I'm feeling "up," I'm talking fucking stoned, people. I've been at this writing thing for a couple of hours now, and let me tell you: having a hot cup of joe out of a french press has got me absolutely buzzing. I feel like I'm floating down a tunnel of lights which change in sequence to the music I'm listening to, and yet these lights are shaped like letters and they form words, and these are the words I'm typing and...
Yeah, coffee gets you high. Now go get yourself a french press, a grinder, some fresh beans, and get lit.
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