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An actual conversation between my cousin to an Ice-cream vendor in Boston:
My cousin: I'd like the 'Almond Fudge', please.
Vendor: I'm sorry, we're out of it. Do you still want it?
Cousin: Well, if you're out of it then no, I don't want it. I'll just have vanilla then.
Vendor: Sorry, we don't have vanilla. We do however have 'Vanilla Bean'
C: And what's the difference between that and plain Vanilla?
V: Absolutely nothing
C: Ok...
My cousin: I'd like the 'Almond Fudge', please.
Vendor: I'm sorry, we're out of it. Do you still want it?
Cousin: Well, if you're out of it then no, I don't want it. I'll just have vanilla then.
Vendor: Sorry, we don't have vanilla. We do however have 'Vanilla Bean'
C: And what's the difference between that and plain Vanilla?
V: Absolutely nothing
C: Ok...