Defying My Genetics
So last time I attempted the fake tan it went horribly horribly badly. Stripes are not a good look. But now, in face of a day off and the uncomfortable realization that my legs glow in the dark, which while admittedly helpful and energy efficent for light, is in fact not good as people's eyes suffer from an overabundance of brightness. Anyway, I've decided to forego the Illumination powers my skin possesses and try for a more becoming and eye safety conscious tan. After all, I imagine there will be little call for this blinding whiteness. Light emitting from an individual is only needed on the extremely rare occasion. Santa only needs Rudolph annually. Whereas I need affirmation on at least a daily basis and that's hard to get when people can't even look straight at you without shielding their eyes. ;P
Notes:
-I have old professors who live in my neighborhood. Mayhaps I should invite them to one of 9 Hickok's highly sophisticated keggers?
-I'm not sure how comfortable I am with the degree of sexual harrassment I should expect, when upon the interview, one of the males interviewing me whispers to the male next to him "We should hire her. She's pretty." Let me repeat the words 'during the interview process.' Enough said.
-Now tanning and celebrating by biking to (maybe up?) Philo!
Notes:
-I have old professors who live in my neighborhood. Mayhaps I should invite them to one of 9 Hickok's highly sophisticated keggers?
-I'm not sure how comfortable I am with the degree of sexual harrassment I should expect, when upon the interview, one of the males interviewing me whispers to the male next to him "We should hire her. She's pretty." Let me repeat the words 'during the interview process.' Enough said.
-Now tanning and celebrating by biking to (maybe up?) Philo!