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Feb 21, 2010 01:56

2010 WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES KINK MEME

Welcome to all winter athletes! This Winter Games is screaming for fic. Lots and lots of fic. So let's give them what they want! The set up is easy! Just (anonymously) post your favorite pairing, threesome, groupsome, etc., and a kink. All prompts are welcome, not just the kinky ones. If someone is interested, ( Read more... )

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FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 04:08:42 UTC
Just wanted to get this bit formatted and posted to prove I'm actually working on it. :P Hopefully, the rest should be coming soon, although I've been swamped with midterms lately. Oh, the college life...

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Apolo Ohno is in a relationship with J.R. Celski.

Simon Cho LOL for real?
          Katherine Reutter so happy for you guys!
          Evan Lysacek oh man, you too?

J.R. wants to tell everyone that he doesn't have a Facebook because he believes that it demeans social relationships by reducing contact between any two parties to one sentence status updates and the occasional gift of a sheep. In reality, however, it's because he's too lazy to even bother giving out sheep, and Twitter, with it's 140 character limit, makes it so that no one expects anything more from him than a few words on how his breakfast went that morning. Of course, the only person he ever discussed this with is Apolo, and Apolo only rolled his eyes and told J.R. that he wouldn't ever get any fans if he kept acting this way.

Personally, J.R. thinks this is a load of bullshit, because no one in their right mind would want fans the way Apolo has fans.

So he checks his Twitter twice a day or so and tries to think of something interesting to say, before he inevitably realizes that his life is pathetically centered around short track and indie music. Sometimes, when he's bored, he'll take pictures of his tattoo and post them, because it's good for his ego to have teenage girls (or at least he assumes they're teenage girls) asking him to marry them, even if his guy friends mock him mercilessly for it. He gets back at them by posting their middle school yearbook pictures, and it's so much more effective because he has eighteen thousand more followers than they do.

This is the main reason why, when he opens up Firefox on Sunday morning and sees

@celskeet duuuuude so gay
        2 minutes ago via web

Who knew @celskeet liked taking it up the ass?
        11 minutes ago via mobile web

Looks like @celskeet is getting some butt-lovin'
        13 minutes ago via Echofon

J.R. isn't too freaked out, because he did just post some valuable finds from a third grade Halloween party, only it's a little strange that his friends managed to get so many people in on the prank. It doesn't really get worrying until he sees

Secret affair between @ApoloOhno and @celskeet! http://bit.ly/bzfdl
        27 minutes ago via web

Hottest sex ever? Y/Y? #OhnolovesCelski
        30 minutes ago via web

and realizes that it's actually trending.

He picks up the phone.

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 04:50:12 UTC
*dies* that was so good! JR is too cute :)

can't wait for more! although, really, school and real life just interfere with fanfiction

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 04:54:18 UTC
Aw, these two would def be a trending topic!
So cute! Can't wait for more <3

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 04:55:42 UTC
LOL at Evan's "oh man, you too?"

Love it so far!

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 04:57:44 UTC
this is awesome. eagerly awaiting the rest :)

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 05:02:57 UTC
I'm so loving this omg! the trending thing!

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 05:03:24 UTC
I'm grining like a three year old here. love this!

captcha: confident afghan

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 06:14:37 UTC
OMG I LOVE THIS SO FREAKING MUCH!!!!!

and now i really want to get #OhnolovesCelski trending on twitter....

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 07:24:15 UTC
must be the lack of sleep, but i can't stop lol'ing at Evan "oh man, you too?" response

can't wait to see the rest!

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 08:27:40 UTC
LOL this is AMAZING. This? Personally, J.R. thinks this is a load of bullshit, because no one in their right mind would want fans the way Apolo has fans. Absolutely killed me, ahaha!

Seriously, this might be my favorite thing thus far, and this meme has been FULL of awesome. I can't wait for the rest!

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 13:22:00 UTC
I NEED MORE OF THIS IN MY LIFE

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 17:49:19 UTC
Ohmigod, SO MUCH AWESOME. I can't wait for part two!

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 20:58:41 UTC
MOAR.

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 22:24:20 UTC
lol irl @ evan.
pls write more.

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Re: FILLED 1/? anonymous March 3 2010, 23:20:50 UTC
omg too much awesomeness in here rn.

this is amazing! can't wait for moarrrr

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A WILD OP HAS APPEARED anonymous March 4 2010, 00:11:56 UTC
I love it. The reactions are perfect.

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