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Mar 06, 2010 23:18



2010 Winter Games Kink Meme
Part 2

I never really expected this to take off so well, let alone end up with 4000+ comments. Now it's time for part 2!
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1. We are all here to have a little fun. Am I right? 
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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 17:50:37 UTC
"Yeah, of course they're upset, okay? That's what you wanted, right? You always have to make people upset." Johnny's always found Evan hard to read, so this is unsettling, because he knows his own face and he knows his own expressions. And Evan's furious, he looks like Johnny after the 2008 Nationals, and Johnny might feel bad except that Evan's spent his entire career distancing himself from everything Johnny is and does. He's only pissed off now because Johnny pretended to be him and said something nice about himself. Okay, so it was more than that, it's not like Johnny didn't know it would piss him off, but still-you might even place below Weir and Dancing With The Stars and never having to come up with a million ways to dodge the words "I'm gay", and Johnny had to do something.

"It wasn't about making people upset," he says. "It was about evening the playing field."

"It was about that you're a vindictive little nutjob," Evan spits. "You're in my body. Do you understand how-I mean, you know the things I could do in your body?" The wording brings Johnny back with a jolt to his breathless moment in the shower, and despite himself he feels a flush creeping up his cheeks.

"I could hold a press conference too," Evan says, stepping closer. "I could say I was gay. I could say I was retiring from skating. I could say I was having a secret love affair with Tim Gunn. I could say anything."

"I can't believe you know who Tim Gunn is," Johnny blurts, and Evan shoves him, hands on his chest. Johnny stumbles, more out of surprise than anything else. Then he shoves back, because he's not sure what else to do, and Evan stumbles more and Johnny realizes that he's taller. He takes a few steps forward and tries out how that feels, his long body close to Evan's. It's weird, but being in this body kind of makes him feel manly, with Evan's stubble and height and his weird musky smell. He steps forward again and grasps Evan's shoulders, pushing him up against the wall. Evan jerks forward, Johnny pushes him back again and Evan lashes out and kicks him in the ankle. Johnny moves closer, their chests almost touching, and leans in to speak right against Evan's ear.

"I'm sorry I messed with your perfect fucking reputation," he hisses. "I hope you get dragged through the mud."

He draws back a little, and Evan says, "Fuck you." But there's something in the way he says it, a little strained, and his face is flushed and it's Johnny's body, so he knows. He's so startled he drops Evan's shoulders and takes a step back and says, "Oh my God, you get turned on by yourself? Wait, I mean, of course you do. Of course."

"I'm not-no!" Evan splutters, his face going even redder. "That's-I wouldn't-"

"You are seriously unbelievable," Johnny says. "This is really what I should be telling the press, holy shit." Evan looks so horrified Johnny almost laughs. "You get turned on by yourself. I mean, when you jerk off, are you, like, thinking about yourself? No, wait, you're thinking about your medal, right? I bet you've jerked off with it," he says, and whoa, okay, when did this turn from making fun of Evan into dirty talk, because Johnny's kind of getting turned on too from thinking about this.

"Shut the fuck up, Johnny," Evan growls. "Look, just-just stop saying provocative things as me, alright? I'm going up to my room."

"To do what?" Johnny says, half trying to get on his nerves and half seriously curious.

"Shut up," Evan says again, which is definitely an answer. Whoa. Johnny's mouth goes dry, thinking of Evan's hands working his body.

He swallows. "I could help you out with that, if you want."

Evan looks about ready to strangle him. "I really hate you," he says, and walks out, and it makes Johnny feel better than anything else that's happened all day.

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^ lol messed up the subject lines, this is part 14c anonymous March 20 2010, 17:51:24 UTC
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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 18:11:02 UTC
This is excellent. I can't wait to see more.

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 18:25:21 UTC
OMGGGGGGGG UNFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! UST TO THE MAX!

THIS FIC GETS BETTER AND BETTER!! <33333333

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 19:50:05 UTC
Oh, YES. Awesome. I cannot wait for more, oh man. This is maybe the best part of bodyswap. :D

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 19:52:38 UTC
This is AMAZING, I am loving this SO MUCH :DDDDD MOAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 20:12:00 UTC
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Writer!anon, this is so amazing. Please continue, and don't ever EVER EVER drop this fic.
We anons love your fills. The characterization, the story flow--EVERYTHING.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ♥

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 21:38:40 UTC
I nearly died laughing at this part: "Oh my God, you get turned on by yourself? Wait, I mean, of course you do. Of course." Anon, you are my favorite ♥ DIALOGUE RINGS TRUE

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 21:45:40 UTC
This is so freaking awesome, I can't wait for the next part!!! ♥

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 21:47:03 UTC
Lol Evan. :DDDDDDDDDDDD

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 23:02:57 UTC
This is so messed up in the best way. Love their tension. <3 *wants more!*

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 20 2010, 23:12:41 UTC
AUGH THIS IS AMAZING! your characterization is so utterly fab.

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 21 2010, 06:53:10 UTC
Rock on, anon. This is going to interesting places. :D

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 21 2010, 10:56:04 UTC
This is excellent. Waiting with baited breath for more!

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 21 2010, 18:17:57 UTC
Aaaa, this is so great. In the end, if they *do* have to skate as each other... neither will want the other to win, but neither will want to deliver less than than their best. But their best might wind up getting that first for the wrong guy. But they don't want the other guy making them look like an idiot on ice either. But but but. Conflicted! Lulzy!

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 14b/?) anonymous March 22 2010, 11:19:39 UTC
This is the greatest bodyswap fic of all time. OF ALL TIME! Seriously incredible, omfg. Pleeeeease keep it up, bb! <333

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