Perhaps The Biggest Sacrifice of Starbucking...
...is not the sex I'm not having, or the Tradewinds tea I'm not drinking, or the plantains I'm not eating, but rather missing films like this one:
http://www.npr.org/2011/02/11/133502583/in-cedar-rapids-its-never-too-late-to-come-of-age
http://www.npr.org/2011/02/10/133621135/ed-helms-in-scranton-or-cedar-rapids-hes-plucky
All that other stuff will still be there when I return (unless I lose my penis or my sense of taste), but "Cedar Rapids" isn't doing that well in limited release, and it does not look like it will turn into one of those sleeper hits that screens for months.