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Dear Litttle Old Lady,
You are looking for what we in the industry call "unicorn yarn". You know why? Because like the mythic beast of yore, it doesn't exist. I cannot get you a nubby multicolor cotton that doesn't weigh a lot. Nubby means it will be bigger. Everything I showed you was totally wrong. Your reason for need this special yarn? You're a crappy knitter and you don't want it to show. Too bad, it's called practice, try it!
Seek help,
Frustrated Fiber Gal
Dear dumb girl,
God you annoy me with your valley girl ways. You are so blond it hurts. But you spent $75 and it was a crappy day up till then, so you may come back and I will grit my teeth and bare it.
Much Love,
Money whore.
You are looking for what we in the industry call "unicorn yarn". You know why? Because like the mythic beast of yore, it doesn't exist. I cannot get you a nubby multicolor cotton that doesn't weigh a lot. Nubby means it will be bigger. Everything I showed you was totally wrong. Your reason for need this special yarn? You're a crappy knitter and you don't want it to show. Too bad, it's called practice, try it!
Seek help,
Frustrated Fiber Gal
Dear dumb girl,
God you annoy me with your valley girl ways. You are so blond it hurts. But you spent $75 and it was a crappy day up till then, so you may come back and I will grit my teeth and bare it.
Much Love,
Money whore.