masterlist! in order of oldest to newest. scroll down for the better stuff..
The Nutella Man
g | crack | seho
Sehun's misconceptions about himself and his unrequited love for Junmyeon,
combined with Jongin and Chanyeol's dumb ideas, leads to all sorts of things.
[1] [2] I'll Melt You Down Like Icecream
nc-17 | smut | sekaiho
Sehun enjoys the success of the Nutella Man incident while
Jongin wants in on the action.
[1] [2] Coming Home
nc-17 | smut | slight mafia!AU | sekaiho | warnings inside
It's hard being a mafia boss, but Kim Junmyeon's got two boys
waiting at home to make him feel all better.
[1] Collector of Voices
pg-13 | angst | littlemermaid!AU | suchen | onesided!luchen
Little Mermaid!AU. A prince of the land and a prince of the sea,
made for each other but never meant to be.
[1] [2] [3] Baby You Cried Tonight
g | fluff | seho
Junmyeon cries and Sehun laughs at him.
[1] Lazy Saturday
nc-17 | smut | catboy!AU | sekaiho
catboy!AU. It's sekai's day off and joonkitty needs a
hand (or two) with his saturday heat.
[1] Vampire Night
pg-13 | fantasy | vampire!AU | suchen
The king's pet is late to the celebrations.
[1] Lazy Days [tbc]
g to nc-17 | catboy!AU | sekaiho | warnings inside
Sometimes Joonkitty writes things in his diary.
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6-31 advent challenge] Chain Me (to You)
nc-17 | smut | mafia!au | twins!au | sukaiho | warnings inside
Mafia boss Jongin gets (twin) trophy pets.
[1]Extras:
[1] [2] This is as Good as it's Going to Get
nc-5000 | gangbang | suho x everyone | warnings inside
Principal Joonmyun just needs to... relax.
[1] [2] [3] Touch This Hair
g | fluff | sekaiho
Sehun, Sehun's favourite hyung, jealous baby jongin;
a head full of blond hair and some awful middle partings.
[1] Is That Metal in Your Pants (or Are You Happy to See Me)
nc-17 | smut | daddykink | seho
Sehun's working at customs when Daddy comes back from his business trip in China.
[1] All Hands on Deck
nc-17 | smut | sugardaddy!au | seho
The best sights on Joonmyun's yacht are up on the top deck.
[1] Suchenderella
pg | crack | genderbend | cinderella!au | suchen
Things Junhee left behind at the ball but not really: one shoe and
one chen charming. cinderella!au on crack and
this post.
[1] Boy Next Door
g | fluff | romance | suchen
Jongdae the adorable cheeky florist meets Joonmyun the kinda awkward but
good-at-what-he-does tattoo artist next door.
[1] 25 Days of OTP OT3 Advent Challenge
g to nc-17 | fluff | catboy!AU | sekaiho
25 joonkitty drabbles, one for each day until christmas. can you handle the fluff?
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] Cheer For Your Heart
nc-17 | cheerleader!AU | baekchen
Having a straight girl crush on Baekhyun has been a shitty idea since day 1.
Written for thedaelight fic exchange!
[1] Love Me (Not)
nc-17 | fuckbuddy!au | college!au | seho
It's hard convincing himself that they're just friends with benefits
when Joonmyun holds his hand and calls him beautiful.
Written for round 2015 of xunmian!
[1] Suho, no Swiping!
nc-17 | tinder!au | humour | suchen
Tinder!AU. Kim Joonmyun is very handsome, gay and single. Sehun's out to fix
it. "I mean, what kind of guy reads Cosmo and isn't even slightly homo?"
written for round 2015 of suholiday!
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