Mar 08, 2011 02:19
- 05:10:58: Woot! All loyalty missions done. Now to mine planets FOREVER. Fucking ship upgrades. #MassEffect2
- 05:57:10: WHY IS THIS EVEN PART OF THE GAME?
- 06:00:27: "We brought you back to life from a pile of goo, but we couldn't fix your facial scars. You need to mine a billion planets to do that."
- 07:04:48: Fuck. Did I start another DLC? No wonder that download took so friggin' long when I started the game.
- 07:05:07: Ta well. Time to kill some Geth I guess.
- 07:25:17: Best cutscene thus far. #splosions
- 12:00:28: RT @RuPaulsDragRace: Comic legend @ RitaRudner is on the new RuPaul’s #DragRace tonight 10p/9c on Logo RT to win! http://logo.to/RPDRsweeps
- 13:26:19: Dance parties in the shower are good for the soul.
- 14:27:26: Waiting on the bus and Dota just came on Pandora. Save me from myself.
- 14:39:20: Crazy dude sitting next to me on the bus: I'm sorry about my sister, Julia. She died. Me: *turns up headphones*
- 15:11:44: Okay so the future hasn't delivered jet packs yet, but I can watch Archer at the bus stop. I'm cool with that.
- 16:02:49: Bus was 15 minutes late. Probably gonna get a write up. Oh, wait...
- 16:36:39: Suckah. (@ Starbucks) http://4sq.com/hEWUMw
- 16:43:36: The guy arcoss from me is on an IBM Thinkpad that is looks older than the internet.
- 16:47:19: That laptop is so old, Jesus used it to do his term papers.
- 16:48:13: That laptop is so old, the memory has Alzheimer's.
- 16:50:10: That laptop is so old, Dr. Alan Grant wears its space bar key around his neck.
- 16:51:35: That laptop is so old, when God said "Let there be light" it booted up Windows.
- 16:52:46: I AM BEING SO PRODUCTIVE RIGHT NOW.
- 16:57:52: RT @ohnotheydidnt: My Inner Child Just Came.: A battle with every Power Ranger in existence going absolutely bonkers en masse.In th... h ...
- 16:58:04: DYING. DYING. DYING.
- 17:05:34: PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME, COFFEE GROUNDS GUY. PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME, COFFEE GROUNDS GUY. #ImINVIZIBO
- 17:11:55: OMG I JUST REALIZED I DELETED ALL THOSE FUCKING EXCEL WORKSHEETS. #fml
- 17:12:35: I have to make this stupid ass weighted grade book and all this other crap over. I cannot even right now. #cigarettebreak
- 17:17:27: I've decided I'm not going to be a teacher. Im going to be a plucky receptionist at a porn gay porn studio. @RJDanvers, get me in the door
- 17:18:42: Rediscovering the Alive album by Daft Punk. Around the World/Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger on continuous loop. #productivity
- 17:35:47: Officially my favorite #pokemon comic of all time. http://bit.ly/i4bOCX
- 17:47:17: Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA.
- 17:51:39: YOU WILL WATCH ALL OF IT AND IT WILL BE IN YOUR HEAD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. http://youtu.be/A67ZkAd1wmI
- 17:54:04: OOH OOH OOHWAH OOHWAH-AH-AH
- 18:14:36: WHY DO I KEEP FUCKING UP THIS CHART THO? #IhateExcel
- 19:28:35: Girls in hijabs jut remind me of Quarians now. http://bit.ly/ijWVCX
- 19:44:57: OMG THIS APPLE FRITTER IS LIKE RUBBAH.
- 19:45:11: WHO'S NOT ROTATING PASTRIES? I WILL CUT YOU.
- 19:48:40: EVERYTHING THAT T-PAIN MAKES IS STRIPPER MUSIC AND I'M FINE WITH THAT.
- 19:49:59: While we're on the subject of Mass Effect 2, can we talk about how fucked up the end of the Overlord DLC was?
- 19:56:26: I need to listen to this Youtube video on the thing I need to do for Excel, but I have to turn off T-Pain to do it. #decisions
- 20:05:51: Wait. There's a new Silent Hill movie? Because, you know, the first one was so damned good. #Ineedasarcasmfont
- 20:08:02: Okay, going to dinner with @bigbluestars. I got through 4 charts. That's not too shabby. See you whenever I get home, Twitter.
- 20:09:16: And it's in 3D too? Fuck all the things.
- 20:16:24: AND THEN I DECIDED TO GO INTO POLITICS. http://bit.ly/enYLX4
- 20:36:09: I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings (22216 Michigan Ave, at Howard St, Dearborn) http://4sq.com/fATQRg
- 20:39:44: I wasn't expecting much, B Dubs, but your salsa is the grossest salsa ever.
- 20:44:07: Zee is always in scrubs. Always.
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