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The store is doing an invite order for an Elizabeth Bennett*, who is marrying a James Moran.**
...I just sort of broke my brain imagining that ceremony.
*name of the main heroine from Pride and Prejudice.
** James like Moriarity, Moran like Sebastian Moran, his second-in-command who he is not uncommonly slashed with by those who do such things, meaning this is either James' second marriage or they've adopted and their son is named after him and oh god, horrid in-laws IDEK***
***Why am I bothering to explain this? You either get it and think it's hilarious, get it and think I'm nuts, or don't get it in which case I'm not sure explaining will make it funny.
...I just sort of broke my brain imagining that ceremony.
*name of the main heroine from Pride and Prejudice.
** James like Moriarity, Moran like Sebastian Moran, his second-in-command who he is not uncommonly slashed with by those who do such things, meaning this is either James' second marriage or they've adopted and their son is named after him and oh god, horrid in-laws IDEK***
***Why am I bothering to explain this? You either get it and think it's hilarious, get it and think I'm nuts, or don't get it in which case I'm not sure explaining will make it funny.