And now, the plot of every episode of Merlin, season 1

[winter_hermit]

Camelot is being threatened by a magical

a) Person
b) Creature
c) Spell
d) Some of the above
e) All of the above

the likes of which have not been seen since

a) A Long Time Ago
b) Some Time Ago
c) Last Week Thursday

It has an evil plan which will involve

a) Killing
b) Seducing
c) Replacing

a) Arthur
b) Uther.

This plot is discovered by

a) Gaius
b) Merlin
c) The Great Dragon

who is not initially believed by

a) Merlin
b) Gaius

and who, in spite of all available evidence or incongruity, will not be believed by

a) Arthur
b) Uther
c) Arthur and Uther

but might be believed by

a) Gwen
b) Morgana
c) Gwen and Morgana

who then help

a) Merlin

defeat the evil.

a) Arthur
b) Uther
c) Both of them

is a prat.

The End.