Movie: Hansel & Gretel: Witch hunters
Why oh why is January 'horror movie month'? Shouldn't these have been in Oct? Sooooo many horror flicks released in Jan that I have NO interest in seeing. So yea - long dry spell in movie watching :(
But Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters wasn't bad. More than a bit bloody - and a bit of tits for that R rating. But Jeremy Renner in tight black leather! even Shirtless! And my favorite - getting beat UP in tight black leather. Yum. Wait - you wanted plot - well, there is one, pretty simple. Lots of awesome steampunky type weapons, some side kicks, lots of evil witches to kill and really, no surprises. But for fantasy eye candy - not bad.
Not quite a B movie - but not an A either. If you can, go for non 3D.
But Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters wasn't bad. More than a bit bloody - and a bit of tits for that R rating. But Jeremy Renner in tight black leather! even Shirtless! And my favorite - getting beat UP in tight black leather. Yum. Wait - you wanted plot - well, there is one, pretty simple. Lots of awesome steampunky type weapons, some side kicks, lots of evil witches to kill and really, no surprises. But for fantasy eye candy - not bad.
Not quite a B movie - but not an A either. If you can, go for non 3D.