In which Ollie learns a lesson about drugs, alcohol, shrimp, snails and squid.
Dude, Ive never been good with Mom's.
dont know many dads but cant assume im so good there either.
(met two. One smoked like 3 or 4 packs (yea for real) of ciggarettes a day, so who cares there, and the other I was so fucked up on ummmm stuff I dont remember(except i was told sit there and shut the FUCK up.)
I either piss them off, Puke on their stove and drive drunk with them, or just get way to fucked up around em and get scared (apparently)
hmm so i went to dinner with Emilys Mom and stepdad, which was nice i suppose,
Calamari and Escargot.
(snails and fried squid/octapus, wait switch those.)
Em had some huge lobster, whereas half of which is sitting in the fridge all red and hard and disturbign me.
So than back I decided to uh I dont know whatever, but whenever Wendy decided to go down to Necters to meet Russel I was so fucked i stood up and fell over. Than I thought that this door was open so i walked through it except it turned out to be a wall. fuck.
Honestly at this point I dont know what the hell was in my body but some how i followed her along down the street.
Necters turned out to be the scariest place imaginable. everyone stared at me and I became so paranoid I stood in the middle of the floor, cowering, being asked repediatly do you want something??
finally Wendy, guessing how fucked i was, said Ollie do you want a beer or something.
Oh god yes hows bout a bud light i managed to croak.
than she disappered for 4 or 5 hours. (actually it was 10 minutes, it turned out.)
and while everyone stared a hole in my forehead I realized Holy shit Ollie!! your standing in the middle of the floor spacing out!! fuck!!
dude I turned around and RAN out. waving my hands crazily i dashed up Main st, passed Johnny Law, pass the bro dude chicks wearing tank tops when its 40, up the stairs and hide for a good 2 hours while Zach and Emily tried to convince me no one was after me.
sigh. ok no more of that.
Turned out to be a fun night, after i calmed down. Pictures!!!
dont know many dads but cant assume im so good there either.
(met two. One smoked like 3 or 4 packs (yea for real) of ciggarettes a day, so who cares there, and the other I was so fucked up on ummmm stuff I dont remember(except i was told sit there and shut the FUCK up.)
I either piss them off, Puke on their stove and drive drunk with them, or just get way to fucked up around em and get scared (apparently)
hmm so i went to dinner with Emilys Mom and stepdad, which was nice i suppose,
Calamari and Escargot.
(snails and fried squid/octapus, wait switch those.)
Em had some huge lobster, whereas half of which is sitting in the fridge all red and hard and disturbign me.
So than back I decided to uh I dont know whatever, but whenever Wendy decided to go down to Necters to meet Russel I was so fucked i stood up and fell over. Than I thought that this door was open so i walked through it except it turned out to be a wall. fuck.
Honestly at this point I dont know what the hell was in my body but some how i followed her along down the street.
Necters turned out to be the scariest place imaginable. everyone stared at me and I became so paranoid I stood in the middle of the floor, cowering, being asked repediatly do you want something??
finally Wendy, guessing how fucked i was, said Ollie do you want a beer or something.
Oh god yes hows bout a bud light i managed to croak.
than she disappered for 4 or 5 hours. (actually it was 10 minutes, it turned out.)
and while everyone stared a hole in my forehead I realized Holy shit Ollie!! your standing in the middle of the floor spacing out!! fuck!!
dude I turned around and RAN out. waving my hands crazily i dashed up Main st, passed Johnny Law, pass the bro dude chicks wearing tank tops when its 40, up the stairs and hide for a good 2 hours while Zach and Emily tried to convince me no one was after me.
sigh. ok no more of that.
Turned out to be a fun night, after i calmed down. Pictures!!!