I (meaning Damon Albarn) am updating this journal because I'm tired of Suzi being too busy with animals and taking care of my child to do it. Or not.
Things to know about Suzi:
- She hates wearing shoes but has bought enough of them to make her own store
- She has an awful purple bathrobe with a thousand holes in it that she keeps for unknown reasons.
- She's not as bad at cooking as I say she is but she's not as good as me.
- She gets misty eyed whenever Missy does anything for the first time and I have to comfort her.
- The above statement is false and should be reversed.
- She hates pizza and only eats it because Missy and I like it.
- She's fantastic but needs to update more.
I'm being strange really. She's a busy career woman and I'm the person that sits home, waters the plants and stays with the kid right now. I bet there is some part of her that really likes making me do that.
Does she have Graham added? If not I'll have to go do that. I'll also go comment to people with lewd things to see who notices it's not her doing it. Then I'm going to read all of her journal. She better not be keeping secrets. This is my favourite of her icons.