So I've run into the
dude who sits on his stoop a few times at the shop on my days off. He always asks me if I'm working when I see him and approves of me when I say no. On my way to the library the other day, he asked me again if I was going to work. When I said no he informed me that he hadn't worked since he was 22 and this year he was turning 40.
I told him I admired this (because if I didn't have to work, I wouldn't either). Then he said, "kill somebody and go to prison". I'm not sure he was kidding.