The epileptic slide.

[winowhynot]

We're getting there folks. Somewhere here, without fear, many a beer, and (fingers crossed) in the clear...but dear...we ain't too near. Its not so bad here in the middle. It's comfortable, the rent is cheap and the neighbors don't care when I fall-a-sleep with Back To The Future playing on the old television when i'm sittin'...and the volume is set at 88. So don't hate. I don't ask for much but please let me slide a bit longer down this ride...cause for the moment, all I can do is abide.

Abiding and sliding,
Jordan.