Aug 31, 2006 22:42
Red wine and totinos’ pizza absolutely is a catalyst for productivity…or at least for the creation and motivation to actually upkeep and update this whole livejournal life. So indeed I have decided to include myself in another world of e-stalking and internet-instigated drama. Therefore, I invite all ye to laugh at my drunken ramblings (for that is what most of the bullshit you will read on this page shall embrace). However I feel obligated to warn you that you are wasting your time and that it would be better spent doing absolutely anything else. Go read a book you schmuck.
So now that we are past all of the pleasantries you might ask what instigated such an act of utter unimportance? I’d like to say that some monumentally event, change, euphony, or even a book or album was the author of such an occasion. Not the case. This is just the marriage of boredom and beer. Goodnight for now.
Cordially yours,
Jordan.