You Bitch!
I planted an empty bottle, a true labor of loneness and repose next to a tree with hopes of a plentiful harvest. My mind in a state of satisfied retrospective narcissism, I find my feet and continued on down the path. The sound of ice falling from the sky scored a melody harmonizing with the smoke of my cigarette, a peaceful blanket placed upon my frozen bones…but to my distress some fucking dog, a bitch, with its vicious bark and bite chased me off only to ruin such a moment. And what a beautiful moment it was...you bitch.