[.It's all about me.]
~Hi, my name is...
01. Name: Vanessa
02. Age: 14
03. Birthday: July 31
04. Chinese Zodiac: horse
05. Astrological Zodiac: Leo
06. Home Town: I really dont know how to answer that. Dijon
07. Eye Color: Brown
08. Hair Color: Brown
09. Height: 5'6"
10. Weight: 111
[.In today's world.]
~Today feels so...
11. Current Location: Living room
12. Current Mood: hot
13. Current Annoyance: this chair is sticking to my legs.
14. Current Hatred: Axl Rose. anyhting that cant be fixed with rubbing alcohol.
15. Current Love: night.
16. Current Weather: not as sunny as possible. but muggy. oh jesus christ, you live here too.
17. Current Time: 5:03
18. Current Date: 6/11/05
19. Current Clothing: Djessika's clothes. no one cares.
20. Current Need: a fix.
[.That was so yesterday.]
~de ja vu?
21. Last person you saw: Djessika
22. Last person you were pissed at: my mother? well thats kind of a default state. so my house dean.
23. Last thing you touched: besides whats right next to me? a weed wacker.
24. Last thing you ate: coffee.
25. Last person you talked to on the phone: Djessika
26. Last person you instant messaged: Carla. last message i instigated, though, i think was merrill, or cille.
27. Last thing you purchased: Get Behind Me Satan by The White Stripes
28. Last book you read: the last time i wore a dress by someone.
29. Last game you played: pickup sticks. and i owned ass.
30. Last person you missed: elie
[.The future is too close.]
~It's so bright...
31. Where will you be living?: Paris. DC or NYC would be cool though.
32. With who?(if anyone): no one.
33. What will be your profession?: Black market queen
34. Married?: nope
35. Your future car: i'd have like, nine, and a plane. man, if it were possible, that would rock.
36. Your dream house: i dont know, but it would have the best security and most awesome shit inside.
37. Kids?: ew. nasty fuckers.
38. Pets?: i dont know, maybe some dude.
[.Playing favorites.]
~I simply love those...
39. Favorite Color: Grey
40. Favorite Animal: Chupacabra
41. Favorite Artist/Band: Interpol, MM, the Clash, Oasis, Suzanne Vega
42. Favorite kind of music: "Alternative Rock"
43. Favorite month: October
44. Favorite weather: Cool-ish and not so sunny.
45. Favorite sport: Jai Alai
46. Favorite food: Quesidillas
47. Favorite stores: Planet
48. Favorite article of clothing: its all the same...
49. Favorite song: i cant pick just one. thats like asking someone to pick their favourite gun or something.
50. Favorite place to be: ille de la cite, paris.
[.What love life?.]
~Love is a battlefield...
A)- Currently
51. Single, taken, married?: doesnt matter, im getting bored with all of it.
52. Are you in love?: no
53. If so, with who?: ---
54. Do they love you back?: ---
55. How long have you been with them? ---
B)- Perfect in Everyway [describe your ideal lover]
56. Eye color?: oh man, if my lover had an eyepatch it would rock ass.
57. Hair color?: as long as its not fake, or surgically inserted.
58. Personality?: submissive. nad funny and understanding and all that shit too...
59. Appearence?: doesnt matter that much.
60. Other: [fill in whatever other stuff here.] has a moped +11
[.The bad things.]
~The bad side of me...
61. My last argument was about...: laundry. last actual argument was about the significance of the polio vaccine.
62. I'm guilty of...: most of the shit thats happened that went unexplained.
63. I use profanity when...: i open my mouth
65. My worst trait is...: im not agreeable.
66. I lied to...: your face
67. I still haven't...: done anything productive.
68. I hate...: this part of this survey
69. I want to harm...: everyone elses chances at doing anything produdcive. which i have done, if you've read this far already.
70. I failed at...: making pancakes. we have no eggs. i also failed at makning just plain eggs.
[.The good things.]
~Feel good about yourself...
71. My best trait is...: i hate these questions.
72. People like me because...: people like me?
73. I like to...: sleep. sometimes. and fine nex music, and be with friends.
74. I'm happiest when...: i dont know. recently the happiest i've been was at the BMP
75. I want to...: go to paris.
76. I succeed at...: being totally unproductive
77. The last time I helped someone was...: my mom
78. I wish for...: selfish things.
79. I laugh when...: something is funny...?
80. Today, I will...: probablly end up at target, then at matts
[.Word Association.]
~What word comes to mind when I say...
81. Banana: Warhol
82. Angelic: butt-printed shorts
83. Happy: red cheeks
84. Emo: LJ
85. Blanket: california
86. Blue: ocean
87. Deity: earth
89. War: fire
90. Melon: blind
91. Hate: whips
92. Run: waterguns
93. December: EMO
94. Best Friend: solid
95. Worst Enemy: fun
96. Toothpaste: weapon
97. Television: soap opera
98. Competition: collide
99. Love: tatoo
100. Serendipity: muse
[.Aftermath.]
~That was lame...
101. What time is it?: 5:32
102. Was this survey lame?: all surveys are lame. thats not the point of them
103. Where did you find this survey?: on the surveys community
104. Will you force other people to take this?: no
105. How do you feel after filling out 105 survey questions?: stupid. not stupid enough to avoid doing it again, however.
____________________
name: Vanessa
date of birth/age: July 31, 1990 (14)
hair color: Brown
eye color: Brown
height: 5'6
location: living room. still.
best physical feature: shoulderblades.
worst physical feature: legs
FAVORITES
color: grey
food: quesidillas
beverage: orangina
season: fall
movie: willy wonka and the chocolate factory, boondock saints,
book: how i became stupid, or the unbearable lightness of being, or a handmaids tale, or something i cant think of.
Pick one... either/or
pepsi v. coke: pepsi
day v. night: night
pool v. ocean: ocean
christina v. britney: christina
spring v. fall: fall
white v. black: black
tv v. radio: radio
radio v. CD: radio
computer v. book: computer
sleep v. insomnia: insomnia.
sleep v. PJ's: what? as in "dont sleep but dont wear pjs," or "wear pjs but dont sleep?" i'll take the sleep.
rain v. snow: rain
rain v. sunshine: rain
socks v. barefoot: Barefoot
shower v. bath: bath
hot v. cold: cold
hotdog v. hamburger: hot dog. but i dot think i'd have either.
chocolate v. vanilla: vanilla
cookie v. cake: cookie
have you ever...
drank alcohol?: yes
cut class?: yes
gotten into a fistfight?: no
gotten your ass kicked IN the fistfight?: the one i was never in?
cused out a teacher?: no
a parent?: yes
cheated on a test?: yes
stolen?: yes
thrown a pie into someone's face?: no
kicked a male in the crotch?: Yes, and i was totally in the right. and not in a "im a chick, and he said something mean" kind of in-the-right (im not a douche)
eaten whipped cream from the can?: yes
made out in public?: yes
been uncontrollably drunk?: no
danced in the rain?: yes
sneaked out of the house?: Yes
Do you..
play a sport?: not on a team
get along with your parents?: not really.
resent the word "pufferfish?": no
recognize the irony of and between the first and second rule of fight club?: its not ironic. if the case were "the first rule of fight club is that you do not talk about fight club and the rules are not repetative and there is only one. the second rule of fight club is that you dont talk about fight club" then it would be ironic. i hate people like you.
first word that comes to mind. honestly, now.
red: rage
spaghetti: straps
pineapple: hunks of mom.
shoe: stiletto
sleep: boring
yawn: haven't in a while.
rain: noise
licorice: black. elie.
love: pavement
crusty: pie
saggy: curtains
belch: drinking contest.
dynamite: rollercoasters
friend: double
Bob: bitch-tits
cottage cheese: i dont even know what cottage cheese is. i really have no idea.
rap: re-growing on me.
vacumn: hate
litterbox: never had one. (well, obviously, as a human, ive never had a litter box of my own. but i've never had a cat either.) messy
dkfaskdmflapda0o8ws[dsdffst3?: geek
Finish the sentence!
I am _____: haertburned. as in i have heartburn.
I need _____: a fix.
I want _____: a fix
this is _____: time-consuming
the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about_____: Fight club
you are ____: persevering. or just as bored as i am, to have read this far.
i wish _____: i didnt feel the need to wish for anything.
I am going to marry _____: only upon pain of death
I love _____: ice
Do you think...
the hokey pokey really what it's all about?: no. i hate you.
you are attractive?: no
others find you attractive?: so i've heard.
you are funny?: not intentionally
you are sarcastic?: no
you are smart?: i guess.
Jellyfish?: i'm tempted to just delete this question.
you have a lot of friends?: i know a lot of people. thats it.
you are misunderstood?: a lot of the time. mostly because i'm not very articulate. sometimes because im sarcastic too often.
underestimated?: sometimes.
overestimated?: not really.
trustworthy?: with a lot of stuff.
paranoid?: sometimes. not about everything.
too trusting?: no
you are are a good person?: no
you are going to make a difference in the world?: i'd like to. but i wont.
last time you...
laughed?: yesterday
cried?: a hammer fell on my foot a couple hours ago. the only other person that that has ever happened to is bugs fricking bunny.
ate? what was it?: coffee, and then i tried panckes with no eggs. which was crap.
went to the bathroom?: no one cares.
slept?: last night.
talked on the phone? to who? an hour ago, Djessika
yelled? at who?: ten minutes ago, Djessika
felt sad?: last night
took a shower?: this morning.
RANDOM
do you know what the word magniloquent means?: yes. and i am not. i dont know anyone who is (successfully)
have you ever set anything on fire?: yes
are you talking on and IM service this moment?: no
are you tired of taking this lameass thing?: im going to finish it either way arent i?
did you secretly enjoy it?: meh...
did you cave to the myspace fad simply because everyone else did?: i dont have a myspace. so i havent caved at all.
what are you going to do tonight?: probably going to matts.
do you enjoy watching those little kids shows like bluesclues and dora?: no. never.
have you ever been called a cunt or something of the like?: yes. i do it a lot too though, so its okay.
have you ever been fishing?: yes
do you like thunderstorms?: yes
mayonaise: yes or no?: no
Are you a nerd?: when it comes to what?
wow, okay. since I dont exactly like admitting that I have absolutely nothing to say at all, im going to make a list. of shit that happened.
1.) detention was the best part of thursday.
2.) friday i went home after the science test because my face is made of pain.
3.) summer looks like its going to be good.
4.) there is absolutely nothing on my walls. the tyler durden poster, the clash poster, the trainspotting, rolling stones, MC Escher, Beatles and paris posters, are all gone. as well as the dali one. and i cleaned the walls with rubbing alcohol. then i got bored of being in my room and nothing is back up yet.
5.) i was supposed to go to target at like ten. its six fifteen.
6.) next week will not end soon enough.
7.) my sister just gont done watching legally blonde, and i am sorry for her.
8.) i saw the breakfast club and i really liked it. does this make me sad?
9.) i bought the Kinks album. does this make up for how sad i am in liking the breakfast club?
10.) i cant do that thing with my left choulder that i can with my right. its sad.
11.) i have too many saved LJ-icons on my computer and too little to say so that everyone can see them. some are pretty bitchin though.
12.) i feel bad that i didnt do and art final project or turn in anything this term except for the sketchbook occasionally, but i will still get an A. on the same note, i cant find the case that carla is talking about where our hands are.