Craig Ferguson Interview
OOC: Ok, I suck and writing strait comedy.
Word Count: 558 | Side effect of Epic Prompt
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Joey walks out and sits on the chair. He keeps looking over his shoulder at Geoff
Joey - “That is so cool. I've got to get one of those.”
Craig - “Yeah, we picked him up cheap at Skeleton-Robot-Sidekicks-R-Us”
Geoff - “Oooo Yeah”
Joey grins.
Craig - “So you've been doing a lot of interviews lately, I've seen you every where. How many have you done?”
Joey - “Yeah. I think we're 6 in to something like 30 interviews we have to do.”
Craig - “Wow. Why?”
Joey - “The studios set em up. I'm just a dancing money right now.”
Craig - “They just had you a paper and say go dance?”
Joey - “Oh you know how it works then? Yeah, thats actually exactly how they did it this time. Here's the schedule, make sure you make it. Actually, umm.. I really shouldn't be here right now. I'm playing hookie from another talk show. I sent the rest of the band to the other studio and I'm here. It's out secret ok? You're not going to tell anyone are you?”
Craig - “You played hookie to come to my show?”
Joey - “Yeah.”
Craig - “Why?!”
Joey - “Cause you're actually funny. You actually like what you do and it shows.”
Craig looks at the camera and makes a face
Craig - “You know I only have like 5 viewers. You don't have to suck up to me.”
Joey - “That's why I can be honest.”
Craig - “So ok... I have to bring it up, it's the elephant in the room.”
Joey - “Ut-oh”
Craig - “You can't just waltz in here and expect me not to say anything.”
Joey - “Bring it on Craigie”
Craig makes another face
Geoff - “OOO Yeah”
Craig - “You're a Canadian arnt you?”
Joey laughs “Yea I am and I've heard the jokes.”
Craig - “Any good ones?”
Joey - “Some are but no, not really.”
Geoff - “yeargh!”
Craig - “What is up with you Geoff? *looks back to Joey* And You're a vampire as well?”
Joey - “Who me or him?”
Geoff opens his mouth and flashes his eyes
Joey - “I think he's got the same color eyes I do. You ever see him in the daytime?”
Craig - “I spend as little time as I can here actually. Come on, You of course.”
Joey - “Yeah, I am.”
Craig - “You have the fangs and drink blood and all that?”
Joey smiles to the camera flashing his teeth, the fangs are clearly evident.
Joey - “They don't come out or off if thats what you mean.”
Craig - “And do you sleep in a coffin?”
Joey - “I flew here coach so yeah. I think.”
Craig - “And how are you when you walk around? Cause you know that vampires are big right now.”
Joey - “Really? I had no idea, but yeah... sometimes I think the haters out there are worse than the tweens and to the parents out there, keep your kids away from vampires. We're not good for their health.”
Geoff - “CBS Cares”
Word Count: 558 | Side effect of Epic Prompt
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Joey walks out and sits on the chair. He keeps looking over his shoulder at Geoff
Joey - “That is so cool. I've got to get one of those.”
Craig - “Yeah, we picked him up cheap at Skeleton-Robot-Sidekicks-R-Us”
Geoff - “Oooo Yeah”
Joey grins.
Craig - “So you've been doing a lot of interviews lately, I've seen you every where. How many have you done?”
Joey - “Yeah. I think we're 6 in to something like 30 interviews we have to do.”
Craig - “Wow. Why?”
Joey - “The studios set em up. I'm just a dancing money right now.”
Craig - “They just had you a paper and say go dance?”
Joey - “Oh you know how it works then? Yeah, thats actually exactly how they did it this time. Here's the schedule, make sure you make it. Actually, umm.. I really shouldn't be here right now. I'm playing hookie from another talk show. I sent the rest of the band to the other studio and I'm here. It's out secret ok? You're not going to tell anyone are you?”
Craig - “You played hookie to come to my show?”
Joey - “Yeah.”
Craig - “Why?!”
Joey - “Cause you're actually funny. You actually like what you do and it shows.”
Craig looks at the camera and makes a face
Craig - “You know I only have like 5 viewers. You don't have to suck up to me.”
Joey - “That's why I can be honest.”
Craig - “So ok... I have to bring it up, it's the elephant in the room.”
Joey - “Ut-oh”
Craig - “You can't just waltz in here and expect me not to say anything.”
Joey - “Bring it on Craigie”
Craig makes another face
Geoff - “OOO Yeah”
Craig - “You're a Canadian arnt you?”
Joey laughs “Yea I am and I've heard the jokes.”
Craig - “Any good ones?”
Joey - “Some are but no, not really.”
Geoff - “yeargh!”
Craig - “What is up with you Geoff? *looks back to Joey* And You're a vampire as well?”
Joey - “Who me or him?”
Geoff opens his mouth and flashes his eyes
Joey - “I think he's got the same color eyes I do. You ever see him in the daytime?”
Craig - “I spend as little time as I can here actually. Come on, You of course.”
Joey - “Yeah, I am.”
Craig - “You have the fangs and drink blood and all that?”
Joey smiles to the camera flashing his teeth, the fangs are clearly evident.
Joey - “They don't come out or off if thats what you mean.”
Craig - “And do you sleep in a coffin?”
Joey - “I flew here coach so yeah. I think.”
Craig - “And how are you when you walk around? Cause you know that vampires are big right now.”
Joey - “Really? I had no idea, but yeah... sometimes I think the haters out there are worse than the tweens and to the parents out there, keep your kids away from vampires. We're not good for their health.”
Geoff - “CBS Cares”