Jaejoong Would - A Yunjae One-shot
Title: Jaejoong Would
Author: winkystars
Rating: PG13
Length: One-shot
Pairing: Yunjae, Implied Yoosu
Genre: Romance, Crack, Half-fluff
Summary: Yunho took too long in the shower. Hilarity ensues.
Disclaimer: I do not own TVXQ. I just write fanfiction for my and other's enjoyment :D
A/N: Ok, so this just popped up in my head while I was listening to TVXQ's Kiss the Baby Sky (if you haven't heard it yet, then PLEASE do!!!) Ahem, well then. I'm going to try and write...half-crack half-fluff. Yea. It's going to be bad. Very bad :)
This is for holystardown aislinoriel
Thanks for the comments guys ^^
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It was a quiet day in the city of Seoul.
With the sun shining and the birds singing. Yes, it really was a wonderful morning for the members of Dong Bang Shin Ki to spend on their day-off.
As usual, Jaejoong woke up at the crack of dawn. He showered and changed into casual clothes as he knew he wouldn't have to face the crazy paparazzi's cameras today. Wearing a rather 'manly' apron and securely tying up a bandanna over his head, Jaejoong set out to do some cleaning and cooking before the other members woke up.
An hour later, Junsu was seen walking out of his and Jaejoong's room with a bundle in his arms. He rubbed his weary eyes and murmured a "good morning," before making his way towards the shower. Jaejoong only grunted before he went back to cleaning the living room; picking up magazines and wiping the coffee table.
As Jaejoong started to make breakfast, a loud crash was heard before two doors banged open, revealing Changmin and Yunho. Both glared at the other before they raced towards the only other vacant bathroom, their clothes and towel clutched tightly to their bodies. Being the one with the room closest to that bathroom, Changmin hollered a "good morning hyung" to Jaejoong before he hastily opened and locked the bathroom door.
Milliseconds later, Yunho crashed unceremoniously into the thick piece of wood; clothes and towel scattered on the ground and a dazed look on his face. He didn't know what hit him. Literally.
Jaejoong covered his mouth with his right hand and tried to muffle the laugh that was erupting from his lips. His attempt was for naught as Yunho's blank look quickly changed into one of a pout. Obviously, the leader was not pleased at being laughed at after losing the 'Bathroom Race' to Changmin.
"Jaejoongie~" Yunho stood up, gathered his stuff and walked over to the laughing man. He dropped the pieces of cotton onto the couch and sat down on one of the stools in front of the kitchen bench. "Yah. Jaejoongie~"
"Get over it Yunnie. You know how Changmin gets when he doesn't shower. Plus, Junsu will be coming out in three...two...one..."
"Okay Yunho-hyung. Your turn!" Announced Junsu as he skipped out of the bathroom as predicted, cleaned and ready for the day. "Jaejoong-hyung, is breakfast ready yet?"
"Ah, give me five more minutes. Go wake up Yoochun while you wait." Ordered Jaejoong as he quickly moved around the kitchen, mixing the batter for the pancakes and heating the saucepan. "Yunho, stop sulking and get into the shower."
"Yes Umma!" Chorused Junsu and Yunho; one heading off to Yoochun's and Changmin's room and the other to the bathroom. Just as he touched the handle of the door, Yunho looked back at Junsu before yelling, "yah! How did you know it was me who was waiting for the shower?"
Junsu snickered before he answered, "because everyone knows you're the slowest!" Junsu then quickly disappeared behind the living room door before Yunho could retort.
"Pft. Whatever." Muttered Yunho as he walked into the bathroom and closed the door.
Seconds later, a war cry was heard and Yoochun was seen rushing out of his bedroom in record time, completely soaked. Junsu happily skipped into the kitchen, ignored Yoochun and sat down at the dinner table. Mission accomplished.
"What the hell were you thinking Junsu? Why cold water? Why not hot?" Bellowed Yoochun as he shivered from the cold air.
"Because...if I had dumped hot water on you, you would've just stayed asleep. Besides, it's more fun seeing you suffer."
"Why you little twerp!" Yoochun lunged at Junsu and grabbed him from behind. He proceeded to tickle the man for his insolence.
"Ahh! Help me Umma!" Screamed Junsu as his laugh peaked to his signature dolphin one.
"Come on guys, break it up. Your pancakes aren't going to eat themselves." Jaejoong skilfully stacked five plates onto his arms and placed them neatly on the dining table. The maple syrup bottle, cutlery and another plate stacked with pancakes were soon put on as well.
"Pancakes!" The tickling immediately stopped as Yoochun and Junsu started chomping at the delicious food.
Soon after, Changmin came out of the bathroom and started to eat the pancakes as soon as he laid eyes upon them. "These are really good, hyung! How did you know I wanted pancakes for breakfast?"
"I just had a feeling." Jaejoong sat himself down at the table as well. He glanced at the other closed bathroom door before he yelled, "hurry up in there Yunnie! You wouldn't want Changmin to steal your pancakes!" He poured maple syrup onto his plate and continued, "and...if you stay in there for any longer, people would think you're the girl in our relationship!"
Pancake bits flew across the table as the other three members of Dong Bang Shin Ki burst into laughter at Jaejoong's comment. Poor Changmin had to duck underneath the table to avoid the mushed-up-pancake-bullets shooting out of Yoochun's and Junsu's mouths. Fortunately for him, he was able to protect his beloved pancakes by protecting them with his clothes.
The laughing was soon interrupted by Yunho's entrance. His appearance was however, enough to make the laughing start again. Jaejoong couldn't help but giggle along with the other members as his eyes teased and mocked Yunho for all his worth.
"Good. You're finally out. Although, I think it would've been best if you had put some clothes on before you walked in."
The noise reached an all out high as everyone apart from Yunho snorted, giggled and laughed at the top of their lungs. The realisation of his stupidity was too much for him too handle and so the supposedly 'manly' leader stood there, motionless and naked. A few more moments passed with the laughter dying down eventually. Yunho still hadn't moved.
Jaejoong felt sorry for his Yunnie. He got up, took off his over-sized shirt and handed it to Yunho. Not wasting anymore time, Yunho quickly put on the shirt and gave his boyfriend a peck on the cheek. Jaejoong just smiled and hugged Yunho, grateful to have had saved him from even more embarrassment (even though he wasn't complaining at the sight of 'Yunnie').
"Sorry about that Yunho. But seriously, check the mirror before you come rushing out of the bathroom next time." Jaejoong linked their hands together as he sat at the table with Yunho by his side. He poured some maple syrup on Yunho's pancakes, which were miraculously free from any of the mushed-up-pancake-bullets. "Lets just eat for now, okay?" Yunho nodded his agreement before digging in. Their hands still intertwined.
Changmin had moved out from under the table and was now helping himself to seconds. Junsu and Yoochun shared a look before moving on to finish their pancakes. A comfortable silence settled upon them as each member slowly forgot about the little drama that occurred a few minutes ago. Yunho was glad.
Because, after all, who would be the one that would always be there to save him from the evil clutches of the younger Dong Bang Shin Ki members?
Jaejoong would.
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A/N: Yay! I finally got that finished :D Hope that wasn't too...umm...cheesy ^^; I just had to kind of steer away from angst for awhile. Man, all of the angst I've been reading lately have been making me sad :(
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed reading this. Comments are welcome, and if you happen to spot a mistake, please tell me so I can correct it :)
Much love <3
winkystars