Coffee Vengeance - An EunHae One-shot
Title: Coffee Vengeance
Rating: G
Genre: Humour, Fluff
Author: winkystars
Theme: (9 / 100) Coffee
Pairing: Eunhyuk / Donghae
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Summary: After Yesung gave them coffee, they vowed revenge.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior
A/N: YAY! I finally got around to writing something thats vaguely EunHae :3
Gah! This pairing is just so cute XDD
PHAIL Yesung will be making a very special appearance lmao
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"Hyung! I'm tired, can't you let us rest for a second?" Complained Eunhyuk as he flopped onto the floor, panting and droopy-eyed.
"Me too, hyung! I swear my legs are about to fall off!" Added Donghae, his back against Eunhyuk's as the both of them balanced their weights the best they could with the small amount of energy they had left.
"Hm. Alright, take five everyone!"
Eunhyuk and Donghae were relieved; finally some time to settle before they had to shoot back to the intense dance routine.
The two boys blissfully closed their eyes, their backs still against each other. But they didn't mind, after all, they had basically done everything together. Something as small as a simple back-to-back action was no problem for the two.
As Eunhyuk and Donghae drifted off into their own little world, Yesung came along with three cup fulls of beautifully brewed coffee. Their scents wafted into the resting boys' senses and they nearly bolted at the bitter yet addicting smell.
"This will get you guys going. Here," offered Yesung as he handed one cup each to Donghae and Eunhyuk.
"But isn't coffee bad for your health?" Inquired Donghae, his tone worried as he regarded the hot drink with much concern.
"Yea! Are you trying to drug us?" Eunhyuk glared at Yesung, or at least attempted to, for his best friend's sake.
"Pft. Quit being such sissys! Just drink it already!"
Eunhyuk and Donghae only looked at each other before they gulped down the coffee. Yesung smirked when they both jolted up and started to do their dance routine at a ridiculous speed.
"What's happening to us, Hyuk Jae?"
"I don't know! I just had this sudden surge of energy and I'm dancing this stupid routine with you!"
"Make it stop, Hyukkie! I'm scared!" Begged Donghae as he started the routine for the sixth time - his eyes were decorated with small droplets of tears as his fear stimulated the physical change.
"I don't know how, Hae! Yesung! Help!"
"Sorry guys. You'll have to dance this one off. Have fun." Yesung calmly walked away from them, taking their empty cups as they continued their frenzied movements.
"Hyung! Come back!" Screamed the abandoned duo as they panicked at how their bodies refused to listen to them.
But when they saw how Yesung continued to ignore them; ditching them for the company of Ryeowook, Eunhyuk and Donghae vowed vengeance as they continuously boogied until evening.
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A week after the coffee incident, Eunhyuk and Donghae were hooked up on the hot beverage.
They couldn't help the fact that it was addicting and was also helpful in 'many' ways.
But they still couldn't forgive Yesung for nearly making themselves dance to death in the studio.
It was time for Eunhyuk and Donghae to put their plan into action.
They woke up extra early on a Saturday morning, getting the preparations ready.
When they were done, Donghae and Eunhyuk high-five each other before they waited for Yesung to arrive.
They only had to wait a couple of minutes before they heard heavy footsteps walking down the stairs and getting closer to the kitchen.
Yesung was finally here.
Stage One of Eunhyuk's and Donghae's Master Plan, cleared!
The tired man grumbled incoherently as he grabbed a cup from the top drawer and placed it in the coffee machine.
Stage Two, cleared!
He then pressed the flashing button for 'Cappuccino,' yawning as he waited for the hot liquid to dribble into the cup.
Stage Three, cleared!
A yelp of pain and surprise woke the other residents of the apartment as Yesung was mercilessly squirted with boiling hot coffee.
A flash went off before Donghae and Eunhyuk were seen running to their room, a camera in their hands and laughing uncontrollably.
Final Stage, cleared!
The couple fell on top of their bed, grasping their sides as they tried to stop themselves from laughing their insides out. The camera laid forgotten on the floor as the two replayed the scene of Yesung being attacked by his beloved coffee.
And when they heard Ryeowook's trademark scream, they could only describe the whole situation with one word.
Priceless.
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A/N: XDDD evil, prankster EunHae is ultimate LOVE
Anyone who wants to share their thoughts on this is welcome :)
Much love <3
winkystars