TOO MUCH FUN
I love going to visit Kevin; he never disappoints me.
Thursday night Kelsey and I hit the road around 5:30 and we hit it hard! We made it just a little past Columbus before we made the first of many stops. At this first stop, we got out pictures taken with a cute Subway worker and waved at a cute guy at the gas pump (though we were a little too chicken to ask that guy for a picture. Damn it.) And that began our hot guy scavenger hunt. We stopped at several other locations (Loves, a random stop in W. Virginia, South Dakota :) and other places) and had crazy random things happen along the way, but we finally made it to Pennsylvania around 11:00.
Kelsey's poem:
"We bought you this stuff for under a dollar,
We're sure it will make you hollar,
Yay,
For gay,
Stuff."
Kelsey's slap happy quote:
"She's chinese....or different."
Pretty crazy. So Thursday night we were both so tired and slap happy that we didn't do much except hang out and talk w/ Kevin and his girlfriend Jenessa. We were just so tired and slap happy that I think we were beginning to scare the two of them, so we went to sleep. :)
Friday Kevin had to work during the day so Kelsey and I slept in till about 12:30 and then we went to the mall. Oh, that was the WRONG thing to do, believe me. I spent WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY to much money. And money that I don't have to be more specific (especially with Christmas coming up.) Yikes!!
Me: "Kelsey, if I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
Kelsey: "No, I wouldn't hold it against you."
Me: "What...? You wouldn't hold your body against me?"
Kelsey: "Wait....wow! I totally get it! I mean, YES, I would hold it against you!"
Kelsey: "You totally need those underwear! You can wear them when you make out with him!!"
Jackie: "But I may not make out with him...oh, well, ok. I'll buy them."
Hahaha, yeah, it was pretty great. So then Friday night we made Kevin dinner (some yummy spaghetti!) and then we went to a small party where I got to see my Panis!! I miss Dave. Then after that we went back to Kevin's and played beer pong with my Tracey and my Steven! And a couple other cool guys who beat us in beer pong. We got pictures with them as the cute guys who beat us in beer pong. (For our scavenger hunt of course). I got a little drunk and began making drunk dials. I know I called Phil at least twice and rambled on about some random stuff; but he was a good sport...I think. At least that's what I remember. :)
Saturday we all slept in till about 12:30 again and then we all went to the mall (Kels, me, Kev, and Jenessa) and again, spent more money which was fun but really really DUMB. And then we introduced Kevin and Jenessa to Teen Girl Squad! Woot!
"I met a possum."
After we took about a three hour nap, we ordered some pizza, Tracey came over, then we all got ready and we picked up Lisa and went off to Tequilla Willie's! Oh so much fun! It was fun dancing with my white Jew! And with Kelsey! It was funny because any guy we didn't want to dance with we told him that we were engaged to each other.
"We make the hottest lesbian couple ever!!"
Then this one guy offered to take our picture for us (because we were having some minor difficulties doing it ourselves) and he was cute so we were like, hey take a picture with us and you can be our Cute Club guy (for the scavenger hunt of course) but he was like, "Oh, you don't recognize me do you?" and we're like, what? Of course not. You're just some random guy. But then he started telling us that he was in a band that just got signed and he was gonna be on MTV here soon and all sorts of shit. We believed at first but then his story got a little...well sucky, so we kinda figured he was just talking shit. Then he kept buying Kevin beers and told him to tell us that he was gay...it was weird. So we left not to terribly long after meeting him. But Lisa was bound and determined to introduce me to a single, Pittsburgh boy so we had to go meet her roomie Paul after we left.
Lisa: "His name is Paul and he's really nice. You can make out with him if you want to, but you can't have sex. If you ask him to have sex, he'll get up and leave. But he's not a geek or anything; he's Christian."
It was funny. So we hung out at her place till about 3:30 and then I took all the drunk people home (I had offered to drive). My poor Kelsey got sick, though, but I think she felt much better afterwards. We crashed around 4:00. No drunk dials this night, but that's because I wasn't drunk. :)
Then Sunday we got up around noon and got ready and went to Denny's (a Pittsburgh tradition whenever I go see my Jew). We just hung out a little while after that and then Kelsey and I had to pack up and leave. I was so sad I almost cried.
Me: "When I'm with you, I'm home!"
Kevin: "Aww, Jackie, I love you too."
So I miss my Jew. But he'll be home in a week and a half. Woot!
A few more random quotes:
"Smile if you're not wearing any underwear!"
"DUI!!! DUI!!!"
Kelsey's drunken progression Saturday night:
"I really want some more beer."
"I want some more beer."
"I want more beer."
"I want beer."
"...Want beer."
"Beer?!!?"
"You're not hot; you're a girl!!"
And believe me there are more fun quotes from the entire trip but unfortunatley, through the consumption of alcohol and being too slap happy, they are lost forever. :)
Thursday night Kelsey and I hit the road around 5:30 and we hit it hard! We made it just a little past Columbus before we made the first of many stops. At this first stop, we got out pictures taken with a cute Subway worker and waved at a cute guy at the gas pump (though we were a little too chicken to ask that guy for a picture. Damn it.) And that began our hot guy scavenger hunt. We stopped at several other locations (Loves, a random stop in W. Virginia, South Dakota :) and other places) and had crazy random things happen along the way, but we finally made it to Pennsylvania around 11:00.
Kelsey's poem:
"We bought you this stuff for under a dollar,
We're sure it will make you hollar,
Yay,
For gay,
Stuff."
Kelsey's slap happy quote:
"She's chinese....or different."
Pretty crazy. So Thursday night we were both so tired and slap happy that we didn't do much except hang out and talk w/ Kevin and his girlfriend Jenessa. We were just so tired and slap happy that I think we were beginning to scare the two of them, so we went to sleep. :)
Friday Kevin had to work during the day so Kelsey and I slept in till about 12:30 and then we went to the mall. Oh, that was the WRONG thing to do, believe me. I spent WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY to much money. And money that I don't have to be more specific (especially with Christmas coming up.) Yikes!!
Me: "Kelsey, if I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
Kelsey: "No, I wouldn't hold it against you."
Me: "What...? You wouldn't hold your body against me?"
Kelsey: "Wait....wow! I totally get it! I mean, YES, I would hold it against you!"
Kelsey: "You totally need those underwear! You can wear them when you make out with him!!"
Jackie: "But I may not make out with him...oh, well, ok. I'll buy them."
Hahaha, yeah, it was pretty great. So then Friday night we made Kevin dinner (some yummy spaghetti!) and then we went to a small party where I got to see my Panis!! I miss Dave. Then after that we went back to Kevin's and played beer pong with my Tracey and my Steven! And a couple other cool guys who beat us in beer pong. We got pictures with them as the cute guys who beat us in beer pong. (For our scavenger hunt of course). I got a little drunk and began making drunk dials. I know I called Phil at least twice and rambled on about some random stuff; but he was a good sport...I think. At least that's what I remember. :)
Saturday we all slept in till about 12:30 again and then we all went to the mall (Kels, me, Kev, and Jenessa) and again, spent more money which was fun but really really DUMB. And then we introduced Kevin and Jenessa to Teen Girl Squad! Woot!
"I met a possum."
After we took about a three hour nap, we ordered some pizza, Tracey came over, then we all got ready and we picked up Lisa and went off to Tequilla Willie's! Oh so much fun! It was fun dancing with my white Jew! And with Kelsey! It was funny because any guy we didn't want to dance with we told him that we were engaged to each other.
"We make the hottest lesbian couple ever!!"
Then this one guy offered to take our picture for us (because we were having some minor difficulties doing it ourselves) and he was cute so we were like, hey take a picture with us and you can be our Cute Club guy (for the scavenger hunt of course) but he was like, "Oh, you don't recognize me do you?" and we're like, what? Of course not. You're just some random guy. But then he started telling us that he was in a band that just got signed and he was gonna be on MTV here soon and all sorts of shit. We believed at first but then his story got a little...well sucky, so we kinda figured he was just talking shit. Then he kept buying Kevin beers and told him to tell us that he was gay...it was weird. So we left not to terribly long after meeting him. But Lisa was bound and determined to introduce me to a single, Pittsburgh boy so we had to go meet her roomie Paul after we left.
Lisa: "His name is Paul and he's really nice. You can make out with him if you want to, but you can't have sex. If you ask him to have sex, he'll get up and leave. But he's not a geek or anything; he's Christian."
It was funny. So we hung out at her place till about 3:30 and then I took all the drunk people home (I had offered to drive). My poor Kelsey got sick, though, but I think she felt much better afterwards. We crashed around 4:00. No drunk dials this night, but that's because I wasn't drunk. :)
Then Sunday we got up around noon and got ready and went to Denny's (a Pittsburgh tradition whenever I go see my Jew). We just hung out a little while after that and then Kelsey and I had to pack up and leave. I was so sad I almost cried.
Me: "When I'm with you, I'm home!"
Kevin: "Aww, Jackie, I love you too."
So I miss my Jew. But he'll be home in a week and a half. Woot!
A few more random quotes:
"Smile if you're not wearing any underwear!"
"DUI!!! DUI!!!"
Kelsey's drunken progression Saturday night:
"I really want some more beer."
"I want some more beer."
"I want more beer."
"I want beer."
"...Want beer."
"Beer?!!?"
"You're not hot; you're a girl!!"
And believe me there are more fun quotes from the entire trip but unfortunatley, through the consumption of alcohol and being too slap happy, they are lost forever. :)