Probably the funniest thing I have ever read...

[winks7985]

And that's saying a lot.  A friend of mine sent this in an email, and I laughed so hard I cried.  At work.  In front of people.  It's sick and twisted, but that's the way we like it, right?

Sometimes you just need to laugh your ass off.

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[moogsthewriter]

XDDDDD THANK YOU. I needed something to laugh at. That did the trick.

Now my roommate things I'm crazy, but that's okay.

And sad story, but I actually tried shocking myself with one of those shock collars for dogs. Those things pack a punch man, even on the low setting. My arm twitched and flew up and sent the collar flying... almost broke a picture. And my arm was numb for awhile.

So moral of the story? You really shouldn't try things at home...

[siluria]

LOL!!! And yet our boys at work taser each other as part of their training!! Although I doubt they go for the extended contact!

[winks7985]

haha i know right? i'm telling you, i laughed so hard i cried. then i had to send it to a girl i work with she asked what i was laughing at. this taser safety thing made it all the way through my group, and everybody was in tears laughing. one guy couldn't even finish reading it, he had to get up and walk away.

i love things like this.

[siluria]

I told the guys at work about it today and they creased themselves without even needing to read it!! I might just have to send it out :)

[winks7985]

totally send it! they'll piss themselves laughing!

[sfulton229]

Some people just have to learn the hard way and it's so fun to laugh at them. Thanks for posting this.

[tpena19]

OMG!! Just about killed myself laughing. You know you really shouldn't laugh when you have a cold, cause then the resulting coughing fit KILLS you. Totally enjoyed this anyways though :)

[winks7985]

i know! i was coughing and wheezing when i finished reading it the first time. i could totally picture someone doing this. people i sent it to asked me if i knew this person! (i didn't).