I am the leader of an undercover couch burning ring. I will destroy you!!!!!
so I am debating whether to go to this party this weekend but you never know..... I would have a lot of fun with lydia and shana but I don't know... lets see how it goes. shannon is back from college and we have been having so much fun. I forgot to tell my couch story so here it goes. Me and shannon go up to MSU to see her boy play in his band which kicked ass. They are called Level and they were amazing especially their lead singer. Anyway we go back to Matt's house and sit around just chilling. Everyone but I was drinking. Good call ashley. So everyone goes to bed except em and two of shannon's friends named Carrie and Pat. We are sitting up watching Terminator 2 and we see these couches next door to their house. Carrie and Pat decide to be stupid and go out and throw shit around. The couch ends up in the middle of the street and these two guys walk by and say they are going to set the couches on fire. They were pretty drunk so carrie and pat decided to come inside. We thought these guys would go home and pass out. Like half and hour later we see flames coming form next door. We open the door and two couches and a wicker night stand were on fire. It was huge. It got so big it engulfed and ruined a lamppost. The cops and fire department came by and put out the flames but ehre is the best part. They came over to question us and I got so much shit form the cop. he accused me of setting the fire which wasn't eveen possible because their is no way I could have picked up those couches and I hadn't even left the house since like 11:00. The fire didn't even happen till like 5:00. Fucking pigs!!!! I hate police. So all ended well and I will not be in trouble with the law.