WALL-E! Oh, man, I need to own that, and then write the epic story of RODN-E and his sleek flying robot love "John-ah" that I have been composing in my head ever since I first saw it in theaters. The only problem is that, while Rodney is very talkative, RODN-E (Refuse & Offal Digesting aNdroid - Earth class?) would be more limited in his expressions (though, you know he'd have all kinds of sarcastic bleeps and bloops going on). I guess he'd have a lengthy inner monologue, and added layers of frustration for only being able to express it in variably-inflected "RODN-E"s. Oh, oh, and then he meets John-ah, and gets a new word to say, and so many more meanings, and it's like a whole new world opens up for him. And then stupid John-ah flies off on a suicide mission (into deep space? All by himself? Who knows where that spaceship has been, or where it's taking him?) with only a robotic "So long, RODN-E", and of course RODN-E has to follow him, and then they have fun robot flying times ( . . . not a euphemism) and save the day and HOLD ROBOT HANDS.
All of this, and the "John is a robot" thing isn't even subtext!
But the question remains, what would RODN-E's equivalent of Put On Your Sunday Clothes be?
All of this, and the "John is a robot" thing isn't even subtext!
But the question remains, what would RODN-E's equivalent of Put On Your Sunday Clothes be?
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P.S. YOUR ICON IS HOLDING HANDS LIKE ROBOTS DO.
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