ARESSTED MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!
im going to meijers with a buddy to see if they sell salvia. (if u smoke it u trip for 20 mins) but the garden was closed. so we decided to steal a bottle of absolute level. so we got a cart went shopping. filled it up with reg groceries. then we got the level and put it at the bottom. and we went to the back to an empty isle. and i put it in my pants. and as im walking out. this guy comes in the exit and is like whoa where do u think ur going. and im like fuuuck. so they took me back. kept asking if i was fucked up. and im like no. so they call the cops and my parents. and the cops come and arrest me. hand cuff me and the whole deal. take me down to the station. and mug shots fingerprints the whole deal. and then i got a court date, and $200 fine. and my dad had to come pick me up from the station. no bail tho. so my car is gone. an di have to pay alot of money. and its not even over. my dad drives me back to meijers to get my car. and follows me home. as soon as i get far enough ahead of him. i start throwing any parifinala out the window. lighers anythng. so i park go in, get yelled at and my keys taken. but i left my back door unlocked. so after they fall asleep, im stressin. so i grab a bottle o' wine and chug half of it. now im fine and drunk. so then after an hr, i go out to my car. and get my 30 case outa my car, and hide it in my ceiling of my room. and then i go to sleep. and work all day today.