Was I born under a ladder?
I always get annoyed because my whole life I have practically been called ditzy, blonde, clumsy, off with the fairies etc but unfortunately I do deserve these labels. In the past couple of days I have managed to:
~ fall of a ladder at work for all the customers to see,
~ unintentionally try to steal a job interviewers water bottle and then precede to knock my chair over and back into her glass wall,
~ slip over, fall HARD and nearly rebreak my elbow while running through my kitchen,
~ slam my head in a car door
~ smash the back of my ankle into my solid metal bedframe
The thing is that these are not just from a bad week because I am always bruised from knocking into something and I am constantly dropping things and just being plain pathetic which means that people can never take me seriously :/
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My maturity is no better though. My little 7 year old brother spat some food at me so instead of being all mature and telling him how childish he was I went to the kitchen cupboard. grabbed the bbq sauce bottle, snuck up behind him and preceded to squirt sauce over his head. XD
~ fall of a ladder at work for all the customers to see,
~ unintentionally try to steal a job interviewers water bottle and then precede to knock my chair over and back into her glass wall,
~ slip over, fall HARD and nearly rebreak my elbow while running through my kitchen,
~ slam my head in a car door
~ smash the back of my ankle into my solid metal bedframe
The thing is that these are not just from a bad week because I am always bruised from knocking into something and I am constantly dropping things and just being plain pathetic which means that people can never take me seriously :/
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My maturity is no better though. My little 7 year old brother spat some food at me so instead of being all mature and telling him how childish he was I went to the kitchen cupboard. grabbed the bbq sauce bottle, snuck up behind him and preceded to squirt sauce over his head. XD