[Arashi] TIME MC: Part One
Sho: Yay~
Audience: Yay~
Sho: Yay~
Audience: Yay~
Sho: Yokohama arena, yay!
Audience: Yay!
Sho: Yay!
Audience: Yay!
Sho: Once again, good evening, we're, hello, Arashi, nice to meet you~! Nice to meet you~
Nino: [overlapping] Hello, hello~
Sho: We're Arashi~
Aiba: We're Arashi, big wind~
Nino: Big wind~
Sho: Well then, from here on I think we'd like to do some talking, so everyone, please take a seat.
Jun: Yes, please take a seat~
Aiba: (overlapping) Yes, please take a seat~
Sho: Yes, do seat, do seat~
Jun: Man...
Nino: Yes?
Jun: This is the last for the many Yokohama concerts too.
Sho: Man, there were a lot, weren't there?
Jun: There were right?
Sho: We've never performed for three consecutive days before!
Nino: Is that so?
Sho: My, my. An impossible lie at this kind of place! Eh? But we've never performed for three consecutive days before right?
Nino: We never have.
Sho: But for the--
Aiba: That's not true is it?
Sho: Oi, are you ignoring me? We're doing this together, seriously.
Aiba: Ah, really?
Nino: We did about three or two times last year, right?
Sho: For Osaka?
Nino: For Osaka.
Jun: Three, three, two.
Nino: Yes? Three, three, two, is it? Once was two days right?
Jun: Right.
Ohno: [nasal voice] Three, three, two~
Nino: Wowww.
Aiba: Wow~
Nino: I don't think anyone wanted to hear that.
Sho: My, I'm really sorry that I messed up on that.
Aiba: No, no, no.
Sho: To think that I'd mess up on that!
Jun: No, no, it was cute wasn't it?
Sho: Really? That's not really my vibe.
Jun: You can study, and you can mess up too. Isn't that the best?
Nino: That's right. The ups and downs right, it's not in the middle right.
Aiba: I see. The idea of a gap right, men should have gaps. (*note: Aiba's referring to contradicting differences, so a 'gap' would be kind of like a ohno's ability to space out for thirty minutes, then sizzle the dance floor with his heat for five.)
Sho: Ah, really?
Aiba: Yes, gaps.
Nino: Are men with gaps popular with women?
Aiba: Men with gaps are.
Nino: Ahh, I see. Men with gaps right, they're popular right.
Sho: I'm sorry.
Nino: What were you thinking?
Sho: Eh? Well... it's not about what I was thinking but... I wonder what. In any case, shall I sprinkle some sweat?
Aiba: Oh, that was close!
Sho: Flight of sweat!
Aiba: Flight of sweat!
Nino: What exactly happens when you do that? That doesn't really change anything.
Sho: Really? Well, hasn't it lessened a little-- ah, thanks, thanks.
Aiba: Let's wipe it off, wipe it off.
Sho: Ah, it's a little better...
Nino: Okay, what do you think?
Aiba: Okay, try sprinkling your sweat again.
Sho: Flight of sweat, how is it?
Aiba: Yes, yes.
Nino: Yes~
Aiba: It's okay now~ But we're sweating a lot huh, both our guests and us.
Sho: That's true.
[it seems like something was skipped here?]
Aiba: It's convenient! When it's night, then the peach... (Aiba's puns - it sounds like he said "Yakankunattara", which is close to the character name "Yakan-kun" from an anime that he's about to bring up. XD)
Sho: Eh?
Nino: What was that?
Sho: What was that?
Nino: Is that funny?
Sho: Is that funny?
Aiba: Listen, do you know of Yakan-kun?
Sho: Yakan-kun?
Aiba: Eh, do you know of Coji-Coji? (*note: Coji-Coji, I'm guessing, refers to an anime called, Sakura Momoko Gekijou: Coji-Coji. There's a Nintendo DS game of it out in stores as well, which may be why Nino knows of it too.)
Nino: I know of it but...
Aiba: Ah, it doesn't come out huh, in your head.
Jun: That's right.
Aiba: I think about that quite a bit, Coji-Coji. Sorry, I somehow said it without thinking.
Sho: Hey, this is something that happened before the actual performance, but...
Nino: Yes.
Sho: Before the actual performance, I wanted lip cream right?
Nino: Yes.
Sho: And I didn't have lip cream.
Nino: Yes.
Sho: I always borrow from Aiba-kun but...
Aiba: Ou.
Nino: So, when are you going to buy one? You need one right, but you don't carry one, do you?
Aiba: That's right, he's been doing that the entire time, all the way since the tour started in July.
Sho: Recently I did buy one, but I left it in a pocket somewhere, and in any case I didn't have a lip cream.
Nino: Yes.
Sho: And, Captain right, always has, um, this sort of... not the stick type, but the smooth gel type.
Nino: Tube type right?
Sho: Ah, it's called tube type?
Nino: It's not?
Sho: Right, then let's call it so.
Nino: Ou.
Sho: It's called tube type... well, lip cream, that's what he's using.
Nino: Yes.
Sho: And, when I thought of borrowing it from him, what do you know, he said he wasn't carrying it. Right before we came out.
Nino: Ohh.
Sho: Unusual, isn't it?
Nino: Unusual.
Sho: He's always putting lip cream on.
Jun: He's always putting it on huh.
Sho: With his compact open, he'd paint the lip cream on... it's amazing, like a mad artist right?
NIno: He does look like that, yes yes yes.
Sho: Then when I said, "Captain, lend me some lip cream," he said, "Yes? ... ahhh, I see I see, I'm sorry. Then." [puckers lips towards audience]
Sho: I didn't think that the cream on here would work too!
Nino: But in actuality, did you borrow it?
Sho: I didn't.
Jun: Let's confirm this first. Did you want to borrow it?
Nino: You didn't consider the thought of borrowing it?
Jun: Right, somehow, you said it as though you wanted to borrow it just now.
Sho: I didn't borrow it right?
Nino: You totally wanted to borrow it!
Aiba: You don't have to hide it, you don't have to hide it!
Sho: Wait a minute!
Nino: It's okay, it's okay. Everyone will give you their blessing!
Sho: What do you mean by blessing??
Jun: It's okay, it's okay. After all...
Nino: Isn't that great, look, everyone is giving you their blessing.
Sho: Captain, please say something! Don't you find this weird?
Jun: After all, within the five of us, it's not that weird for two to 'come out'.
Sho: It's weird!!
Aiba: It's okay, you know, if you go to Canada, you might be able to get married.
Sho: That's not what the problem is!
Aiba: It's not?
Sho: Captain, say something for me!
Ohno: Eh, what should I say?
Jun: [SMACK]
Sho: You, you're making it worse aren't you!
Ohno: But you know, this person right...
Nino: Yes.
Ohno: Although he didn't borrow it, he seriously couldn't decide. When I, when I did--
Sho: You're so disgusting~!
Ohno: No, when I did this... [puckers]
Nino: Did this.
Jun: Telling him to take it from here.
Ohno: Right, right, when I said, "If it's from here, I'll lend it to you"...
Nino: When you waited...?
Ohno: Sho-kun went... [hesitates, then turns away]
Nino: That's quite a hesitation.
Ohno: What's that? Is it alright if I take it as an okay?
Nino: Leader...
Sho: No, but I honestly didn't think he'd take that path.
Fan: Congratulations~!
Jun: But, even so, this is a gag? After such a long time.
Sho: Well... it'd be great if we could pass this off as a gag... but this person's pretty serious about it...
Nino: Right?
Sho: Earlier, for something that was similar, who was the one who chewed on it, the gum?
Aiba: Ah, the gum that I chewed on.
Sho: Right, that's the story.
Aiba: I... This is quite, this is quite...
Nino: (overlapping) Aiba-san... isn't this one a little gross?
Sho: No, it's okay.
Aiba: It's okay? It won't stick to my reputation?
Sho: It's okay.
Aiba: It won't work?
Nino: I don't think it's a problem of your reputation.
Sho: I think it should be a good story right?
Nino: Well, that's true.
Aiba: With a gum that I was chewing, and its flavour all gone, I said, "Leader, here I go~!" and went PUU [does the act of spitting] And Leader--
Ohno: [does the act of catching the gum in his open mouth]
Fan: Eeeeeeehhh, so dirty~~~
Sho: This is quite an unexpected shock isn't it!
Aiba: As I thought huh. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!
Sho: This sort of thing shouldn't happen, totally.
Aiba: Right? We have a lot of things that we can't talk about, don't we?
Sho: That's true.
Ohno: But you'd go with the flow huh.
Nino: Eh?
Ohno: You'd go with the flow.
Nino: Go with the flow.
Aiba: That time, Leader said, "Give me some gum," but I was eating the last piece, so that was where it began.
Ohno: It began.
Aiba: From then on, it was already... a special, a special technique right.
Ohno: For me too... we form a semi-circle don't we, for the live, before we come out.
Sho: Yes.
Ohno: When we formed a semi-circle... he kissed my hand.
Sho: They did, they did!!
Nino: Before the live, everyone would shake hands with each other, to say "Let's work together," with the five of us. And then... Let's work together, let's work together.
[include the members saying, "Let's work together"]
Nino: [kisses Ohno's hand]
Sho: For this, if people saw it, it'd give them a very deep impression.
Ohno: Shall we stop that, shall we stop it?
Nino: [laughs]
Ohno: It makes the staff-san back away from us, you see. When our eyes meet, they back away.
Nino: In the morning, we held hands... and walked over to the dressing room, the two of us.
Sho: That's so disgusting!!
Nino: And then, and then, the security guard person went... [salutes, then looks away, embarrassed] He retreated, he was really surprised.
Ohno: That's bad!
Nino: It was bad huh. It was probably bad that time.
Sho: But you know, you two tend to do that a lot.
Aiba: What is that, does it make your tension go up?
Sho: Is it fun?
Ohno: We have time, you see.
Sho: YOU HAVE TIME!?
Jun: What what, you do that sort of thing because you have time?
Sho: You do that because you have time?
Nino: But you know, that's not the reason but, well, if there's something to do we'll do it. In the morning too, we'd be half-asleep...
Jun: You know, if we speak of what exactly is awkward, it's that we're used to it aren't we, all of us.
Sho: We--
Jun: We're used to it.
Sho: We may not find it good.
Jun: We could just give them a warning, but we just think, 'ah, whatever'.
Aiba: That's right.
Jun: I think that's what's bad about it.
Nino: But you know, if we're warned, we'd get pretty depressed. After all, if we're holding hands because we have time and we're told not to do that, what should we do then?
Aiba: That's true.
Sho: No, but you don't hold hands because you have time right?
Aiba: But you know, that's where it starts right?
Jun: What will?
Aiba: It may be!
Sho: Oii~!
Aiba: Could it be? Could it be?? In any case, this may be the priceless first step towards the occurrence of a big event.
Sho: You're making this into such a big thing for something they do out of boredom!!
Nino: Seriously!
Aiba: Sorry. I guess I'm looking too deep into it huh.
Nino: But you know, for me, if we're going to start something, I'll consider it carefully from here on.
Sho: Then, the two of you, can head off together.
Aiba: That's right.
Ohno: Why don't Aiba-san and the rest, the two of you, do something too?
Sho: THAT'S FINE. Please, come this way.
Jun: Oi, I'm telling you guys to stop it!
Sho: The minute we leave them alone, they start holding hands, seriously!
Aiba: Hey, their heights and stuff are pretty much the same huh.
Sho: They're the same! Of course the security guard would back away from that... sorry about this, okay?
Aiba: Sorry!
Sho: Aiba-san.
Aiba: Yes.
Sho: Without us realizing it, you...
Aiba: Yes.
Sho: Appeared in a CM on your own didn't you!?
Aiba: Ah, I'm sorry...
Sho: For those moments, please inform us properly!
Aiba: Somehow, I thought of reporting to you--
Sho: I was shocked when you appeared on TV!
Aiba: Sorry. Um... as shinsen's limited summer product...
Sho: Yes.
Aiba: It's a drink called "Refresh" but, it's only limited for the summer, so if everyone can buy it this summer, it'd be great.
Sho: In the dressing room too right.
Aiba: Yes.
Sho: Lately, there's a lot of that left around right.
Jun: Right?
Aiba: It's lemon and lime. Calories are off.
Sho: I see.
Aiba: Yes. That's why, please [buy it].
Fans: [screaming over Ohmiya is drowning out the talk XD;;]
Aiba: --no, there wasn't really anything, I was with a parrot.
Sho: Ahh, I see, I see.
Jun: You know, for that, your character was really created well huh.
Sho: Ou.
Jun: Um... right? The one where they even had you with a parrot...
Aiba: Right, right, right.
Jun: But you know, there's one part that I don't quite like.
Aiba: What is it, please tell me what it is.
Jun: Aiba-san's um... friendly idiotic character is...
Aiba: Not an idiot, not an idiot.
Jun: Ah, then mischievous.
Aiba: Mischievous, mischievous.
Jun: That kind of character. The last line um... what was it again?
Aiba: "Also, calories are off".
Jun: Was it?
Aiba: Yes.
Jun: When you were saying that, why did you end off with a hand in your pocket and slouching to the side?
Aiba: No, that is--
Jun: For that, you'd be pulled forward thinking, "Ahh, that's very Aiba-chan" in the beginning...
Aiba: Right, right, right.
Jun: It's like, when you think, "Ahh, that's very Aiba-chan," at the very end he does this pose.
Aiba: No, that is, in the short period between the beginning and end, I was told to create a gap. By the director. That's why at the end, I was told to end it in a cool manner, and this is the only kind of cool I have. This kind of pose. That's what I wanted to say. (*note: by gap, Aiba is referring to the Japanese definition of "gap in character")
Sho: But well, um... Aiba-kun's one, is it starting from today? The Tongari Corn CM will be broadcasting too.
Aiba: That's right.
Nino: That, and Sakurai-san's one too.
Sho: You know. There's the five-person version and the individual ones, so there're about six patterns.
Nino: One has already been broadcasted right? The one where all of us had a discussion together.
Jun: The one where Leader sucked it in.
Sho: [sucking noise]
Nino: That's the five-person version.
Aiba: That's the five-person version, right.
Nino: And as the second part, we have the versions of you two.
Aiba: We do huh.
Sho: They're kind of a comical CM aren't they?
Aiba: Surprisingly, they're Tongari CMs that have never been made before right?
Nino: Then, just for a bit, Aiba-san. Show us please.
Aiba: Wait, let's not! Let's not do it!
Nino: No no no--
Aiba: I beg of you!
Nino: Today, having come all this way to the concert, everyone wants to see your Tongari Corn CM. They came all this way you know.
Fans: I want to see~!
Nino: (overlapping) The CM, right.
Aiba: No, right now, everyone will be dumbfounded by it! Because see, watch-- after you've watched it once--
Jun: THAT'S ENOUGH, JUST DO IT ALREADY.
Aiba: I'm sorry!
Nino: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! We'll make him do it, we'll make him do it, we'll make him do it! Right?
Aiba: Why do I have to apologize?
Nino: Are you going to do it?
Aiba: He's younger than me right? He's younger than me! You should realise that!
Nino: But you know, in the Jimusho, his position is higher than you.
Aiba: Ah, I'm sorry. I understand, I understand.
Nino: Aiba-san, what kind of image are you?
Aiba: I'm an idol image.
All: Oi~~
Sho: A super idol image.
All: Yeahhh~
Aiba: This super idol right...
Nino: Right.
Aiba: We had a discussion like this right? That's correct right?
Nino: Yes, that's right.
Aiba: And what did you say, Nino? The first line.
Nino: A singing and dancing idol is already common right! So, what do you think of a singing and joking idol? (*note: Utatte odoru - sing and dance; utatte odokeru - sing and joke)
Aiba: That's right, to be honest, I love love love! Whoops! ... kind of thing, see!
Fans: How cute~!
Aiba: That was how it went, but right now, it made you all dumbfounded didn't it? Please do watch it!
Nino: No, your tension was low just now, wasn't it?
Aiba: No, that's not it, that's not it! It's really, seriously, very embarrassing.
Nino: No no, my tension was bad. My tension was bad.
Fans: One more time, one more time, one more time!
Nino: I got it, I got it. Let's do it for everyone again. A singing and dancing idol is already common right! So, from here on, what do you think of a singing and joking idol?
Aiba: That's right, to be honest, I love love love! Whoops! ... something like that.
Fans: So cute~!
Aiba: Ah, please turn off the spotlight.
Sho: No, no, please keep it on.
Aiba: I did it... oh man, seriously.
Sho: Please watch the CM too okay.
Aiba: Please do, it'll be an honour.
Sho: We shall move on to the next talk now.
Aiba: Yes. Then, for a bit...
Sho: Then Nino-chan.
Nino: Yes!
Sho: Sorry, it's just the two of us so...
Jun: It's fine. Besides, Yamada Tarou and me... we're different.
Sho: That was an amazing proclamation!
Nino: Yamada Tarou and me...
Sho: We're different.
Nino: We're different.