[TOKIO] Heyx3 08.13.2007
Something that's not Arashi *l-lol* But I like Heyx3, and poor Leader... well. He's always picked on. XD;;
[Tonight is something that won't be open anywhere else, TOKIO's confession festival!!]
Hama-chan: Okay, TOKIO~!
TOKIO: Please take care of us~
Hama-chan: It's been about a year and half since the last time!
Taichi: Long time no see!
Ma-chan: Hey Hama-chan, did you know, for the enti~re time until the show was about to start, Leader was looking into a mirror.
Hama-chan: Was this something the members prepared or...
Nagase: Just now before he left the dressing room, the make-up artist cut his hair for him.
Hama-chan: Ah, I see!
Gussan: His hairstyle changes with the songs and talks.
Nagase: It changes.
[Joushima during the song]
Mabo: Until just now he looked like a snack master... (*note: snack master - basically the owner of a store/bar)
Nagase: Snack.
Ma-chan: Besides that, the place he's sitting at, that's definitely not the spot for a leader is it. Here...
Mabo: It's here isn't it?
Ma-chan: Well, that's fine too.
Hama-chan: About TOKIO here,
Ma-chan: Yes.
Hama-chan: Super nervous!! A meal assembly with just the 5 members of TOKIO!!
Hama-chan: Eh, just 5 people?
Mabo: Yes.
Hama-chan: This is despairing isn't it?
Taichi: But we did pretty well!
Ma-chan: If Hamada and I have a meal with just the two of us, I probably won't be able to eat even 1 piece of spring roll.
Nagase: Seriously!?
Ma-chan: It's true.
Hama-chan: No but, isn't it disgusting, with just the 5 of you?
TOKIO: No no no.
Mabo: At first, um... there's a sense of nervousness for the 1st and 2nd cups.
Hama-chan: Everyone?
Mabo: Everyone.
Taichi: Someone will--
Mabo: Someone will say, "Okay, let's drink some alcohol."
Hama-chan: Of course.
Mabo: We'd say, "Then in any case, let's have beer," then once it starts, the nervousness of not knowing who should say what is...
Hama-chan: So it's about whether you should speak!
Mabo: That's right.
Nagase: It goes strangely silent.
Hama-chan: You guys too?
Taichi: And somehow, even if you say something that's not all that funny, everyone will laugh for you.
Ma-chan: Ahahaha, ahahaha, something like that right?
Taichi: I am unable to tolerate that but... well, at that moment we were saved by alcohol... and somehow, the talk became lively.
Hama-chan: Ah really.
Ma-chan: That's good, that's good.
Taichi: When that happens, Leader will start performing a curious action.
Hama-chan: What does that mean, what does that mean?
Taichi: Something like... "What champagne have you set for today?" and such.
Mabo: It's a Japanese restaurant, a Japanese restaurant.
Gussan: It's a Japanese restaurant.
Mabo: We're like, "It doesn't have any!"
Hama-chan: So conversations do carry out well then, in the end!
Gussan: What did we talk about?
Nagase: What was it I wonder?
Hama-chan: Like what you did for work?
Mabo: Work... well that's right, we do talk about lives in the end but, at that time, usually, after about the 4th cup, usually, our Kokubun will say, "Are you guys okay with this?"
Ma-chan: Ah, I see!
Hama-chan: He's this type huh!
Mabo: It's the 4th cup.
Ma-chan: I see!
Taichi: Borrowing the strength of alcohol...
Ma-chan: You'll say it.
Taichi: Rather than say it, I squeeze it out.
Hama-chan: You'll say things that you've been thinking.
Taichi: Yes, yes.
Nagase: After the 6th cup, he cries.
Mabo: He cries.
Hama-chan: Ehhhhhh!
Taichi: Yes.
Mabo: So the 4th and 5th cups are lectures.
Nagase: That's right.
Mabo: "Matsuoka, you're not in a situation where you can be satisfied with the position you're in now!!" He'll yell at me. Then after drinking the 4th cup, the 5th cup...
Nagase: After he drinks them...
Mabo: Once it hits the 6th cup, "But you're working hard you know!!"
Taichi: Yes.
Hama-chan: Who's strong?
Gussan: This one probably.
Mabo: Yes.
Gussan: But Nagase too... when he drinks, he drinks. Usually with one cup of beer his face will turn red but, occasionally he drinks tequila straight from the bottle.
Hama-chan: Eh? Is this true?
Nagase: I turn red, I turn green, then that's when my start is.
Hama-chan: What is that!? Are you an idiot?
Ma-chan: That's the thinking of a traffic light. How cool~
Nagase: I start with green.
Hama-chan: Then, you don't drink with just two people right?
Mabo: We do, we do.
Hama-chan: You do!?
Gussan: We do.
Hama-chan: You've gone with Leader too?
Gussan: Well we don't want to though.
Mabo: For Leader, if we talk about which one he is, rather than going together with him, it's more like we meet him a lot.
Joushima: Ah, it's a lot.
Gussan: He drinks a lot.
Hama-chan: So you go there separately?
Mabo: Yes, yes.
Hama-chan: Eh, you go on your own?
Joushima: I go on my own...
Ma-chan: What are you doing?
Hama-chan: You go drinking on your own?
Joushima: At the counter, on my own...
Ma-chan: On your own--
Hama-chan: At the counter!?
Taichi: But, in Leader's wallet, he has stuff like the thing that lets off smoke when you touch your fingers to it...
Hama-chan: The thing that lets off smoke?
Taichi: He has this, and also, an invisible thread and stuff.
Ma-chan: Ah I see! A little bit of magic.
Mabo: It's so that he can do it whenever someone comes.
Ma-chan: But Leader, with the thing that lets off smoke, no one will be shocked by it either...
Hama-chan: I think they'll be shocked by the fact that you carry it around! What is this? We feel lonely by the socially dismissive responses!!
Taichi: This is mine but,
Hama-chan: Yes.
[Kokubun Taichi has an explosion of dissatisfaction with Hama-chan!?]
Taichi: This time, it's TOKIO's 9th time...
Ma-chan: Ah is that so?
Hama-chan: Ah, that's right, that's how it has turned out.
Taichi: Well if I may say so, we're already in a spot that's like a semi-regular right?
Hama-chan: Seriously?
Ma-chan: Well well well... amongst the others, right?
Hama-chan: That's true.
Taichi: Somehow, even if we greeted you...
Hama-chan: Yes.
Taichi: It'll end with a business-level greeting...
Hama-chan: Yes.
Taichi: And, even if we're doing a live broadcast, when a commercial comes in,
Hama-chan: Yes.
Taichi: Hamada-san will interact with D J OZMA...
Nagase: We were sitting down like this weren't we?
[from '07.2.2 O.A HEY!3 SP]
Taichi: Ah this is the one, this is the one, this is the one! Hamada-san, right now, is touching OZMA-san's leg isn't he?
Mabo: He is.
Hama-chan: Ah, it's true! It's true, it's true!
Taichi: I think this angle is really painful!
Ma-chan: To touch OZMA at that angle right?
Taichi: If that's the case then I think I'm closer...
Ma-chan: That's what it's about?
Mabo: He's a bit jealous...
Hama-chan: In that case, Matsumoto-kun is closer!
Ma-chan: Hamada-san does body-touches.
Taichi: Yes.
Mabo: For skinship right.
Hama-chan: I do this quite a bit.
Ma-chan: He puts it on top of your knee quite a lot... when he talks about his important money issues, he'll do this sort of thing.
Mabo: Softly, right.
Hama-chan: So there's what happened before?
Taichi: That's right, that's right. Until now, I've never been body-touched... clearly-!
Ma-chan: What's with you?
Taichi: With "Waratte iitomo!" and "Tetsuko's Room" and "Being hit by Hamada-san", these are entertainers right?
Hama-chan: What's with that!? Why with those-!!
Nagase: Those are the decisive factors?
Hama-chan: No, for that, I'm being considerate! No, I've done work together with some of you before... with Tatsuya and Joushima, I know their cellphone numbers but...
Ma-chan: Ah, really.
Nagase: Eh, have you eaten with them before?
Hama-chan: This guy, occasionally he'll call me and I'll think, "What is it!?" But he'll say, "Just now, we just missed each other huh." Call out to me!!
Mabo: You missed each other huh. Because he didn't call out to you.
Taichi: For Matsumoto-san, do you know the Johnny's cellphone numbers and such?
Gussan: Ah, our talents...
Hama-chan: He knows Nakai...
Ma-chan: Just Nakai-kun I think.
TOKIO: Ahhh.
Gussan: From drama works.
Hama-chan: Going with that flow, Joushima. You said, "The Leader Gathering is a good idea!!" right, Joushima?
Ma-chan: You said you'd like to be a part of it right?
[Joushima will create the Leader Gathering!? But we discover a very deep problem!!]
Joushima: It's about what you think of a creating a gathering just for leaders...
Hama-chan: In Johnny's, there's various kinds of gatherings right...
Ma-chan: Right, right, right, right.
Joushima: I thought that'd be great... I thought that'd be great when I heard about it.
Mabo: I'm sorry!
Ma-chan: Even the way he passes the task to someone else is intense. It hit me hard over here.
Hama-chan: But Joushima, you can just do some sort of party, like gathering only the Leaders or something.
Mabo: He has no connections with the juniors. The only person who doesn't.
Joushima: I don't.
Nagase: He doesn't.
Joushima: I don't know them at all.
Mabo: He doesn't know their names, and I've never seen him talking to them either.
Nagase: They're not in your cellphone either right?
Joushima: They're not.
Hama-chan: For this, for this... Joushima, is this true? "For a long time before, the one I've wanted to get long with is SMAP's Kimura Takuya".
Joushima: I thought it'd be cool if he was in my cellphone...
Hama-chan: You really want to know his home number.
Ma-chan: You can just ask him for that sort of thing right?
Joushima: I don't meet him, you know...
Ma-chan: You can just wait for him to come out.
Nagase: In front of his dressing room!
Ma-chan: You can just wait at Konjakuan.
[Konjakuan=a recording studio located in a cafe]
Nagase: That's true. Just wait for him.
[Tonight is something that won't be open anywhere else, TOKIO's confession festival!!]
Hama-chan: Okay, TOKIO~!
TOKIO: Please take care of us~
Hama-chan: It's been about a year and half since the last time!
Taichi: Long time no see!
Ma-chan: Hey Hama-chan, did you know, for the enti~re time until the show was about to start, Leader was looking into a mirror.
Hama-chan: Was this something the members prepared or...
Nagase: Just now before he left the dressing room, the make-up artist cut his hair for him.
Hama-chan: Ah, I see!
Gussan: His hairstyle changes with the songs and talks.
Nagase: It changes.
[Joushima during the song]
Mabo: Until just now he looked like a snack master... (*note: snack master - basically the owner of a store/bar)
Nagase: Snack.
Ma-chan: Besides that, the place he's sitting at, that's definitely not the spot for a leader is it. Here...
Mabo: It's here isn't it?
Ma-chan: Well, that's fine too.
Hama-chan: About TOKIO here,
Ma-chan: Yes.
Hama-chan: Super nervous!! A meal assembly with just the 5 members of TOKIO!!
Hama-chan: Eh, just 5 people?
Mabo: Yes.
Hama-chan: This is despairing isn't it?
Taichi: But we did pretty well!
Ma-chan: If Hamada and I have a meal with just the two of us, I probably won't be able to eat even 1 piece of spring roll.
Nagase: Seriously!?
Ma-chan: It's true.
Hama-chan: No but, isn't it disgusting, with just the 5 of you?
TOKIO: No no no.
Mabo: At first, um... there's a sense of nervousness for the 1st and 2nd cups.
Hama-chan: Everyone?
Mabo: Everyone.
Taichi: Someone will--
Mabo: Someone will say, "Okay, let's drink some alcohol."
Hama-chan: Of course.
Mabo: We'd say, "Then in any case, let's have beer," then once it starts, the nervousness of not knowing who should say what is...
Hama-chan: So it's about whether you should speak!
Mabo: That's right.
Nagase: It goes strangely silent.
Hama-chan: You guys too?
Taichi: And somehow, even if you say something that's not all that funny, everyone will laugh for you.
Ma-chan: Ahahaha, ahahaha, something like that right?
Taichi: I am unable to tolerate that but... well, at that moment we were saved by alcohol... and somehow, the talk became lively.
Hama-chan: Ah really.
Ma-chan: That's good, that's good.
Taichi: When that happens, Leader will start performing a curious action.
Hama-chan: What does that mean, what does that mean?
Taichi: Something like... "What champagne have you set for today?" and such.
Mabo: It's a Japanese restaurant, a Japanese restaurant.
Gussan: It's a Japanese restaurant.
Mabo: We're like, "It doesn't have any!"
Hama-chan: So conversations do carry out well then, in the end!
Gussan: What did we talk about?
Nagase: What was it I wonder?
Hama-chan: Like what you did for work?
Mabo: Work... well that's right, we do talk about lives in the end but, at that time, usually, after about the 4th cup, usually, our Kokubun will say, "Are you guys okay with this?"
Ma-chan: Ah, I see!
Hama-chan: He's this type huh!
Mabo: It's the 4th cup.
Ma-chan: I see!
Taichi: Borrowing the strength of alcohol...
Ma-chan: You'll say it.
Taichi: Rather than say it, I squeeze it out.
Hama-chan: You'll say things that you've been thinking.
Taichi: Yes, yes.
Nagase: After the 6th cup, he cries.
Mabo: He cries.
Hama-chan: Ehhhhhh!
Taichi: Yes.
Mabo: So the 4th and 5th cups are lectures.
Nagase: That's right.
Mabo: "Matsuoka, you're not in a situation where you can be satisfied with the position you're in now!!" He'll yell at me. Then after drinking the 4th cup, the 5th cup...
Nagase: After he drinks them...
Mabo: Once it hits the 6th cup, "But you're working hard you know!!"
Taichi: Yes.
Hama-chan: Who's strong?
Gussan: This one probably.
Mabo: Yes.
Gussan: But Nagase too... when he drinks, he drinks. Usually with one cup of beer his face will turn red but, occasionally he drinks tequila straight from the bottle.
Hama-chan: Eh? Is this true?
Nagase: I turn red, I turn green, then that's when my start is.
Hama-chan: What is that!? Are you an idiot?
Ma-chan: That's the thinking of a traffic light. How cool~
Nagase: I start with green.
Hama-chan: Then, you don't drink with just two people right?
Mabo: We do, we do.
Hama-chan: You do!?
Gussan: We do.
Hama-chan: You've gone with Leader too?
Gussan: Well we don't want to though.
Mabo: For Leader, if we talk about which one he is, rather than going together with him, it's more like we meet him a lot.
Joushima: Ah, it's a lot.
Gussan: He drinks a lot.
Hama-chan: So you go there separately?
Mabo: Yes, yes.
Hama-chan: Eh, you go on your own?
Joushima: I go on my own...
Ma-chan: What are you doing?
Hama-chan: You go drinking on your own?
Joushima: At the counter, on my own...
Ma-chan: On your own--
Hama-chan: At the counter!?
Taichi: But, in Leader's wallet, he has stuff like the thing that lets off smoke when you touch your fingers to it...
Hama-chan: The thing that lets off smoke?
Taichi: He has this, and also, an invisible thread and stuff.
Ma-chan: Ah I see! A little bit of magic.
Mabo: It's so that he can do it whenever someone comes.
Ma-chan: But Leader, with the thing that lets off smoke, no one will be shocked by it either...
Hama-chan: I think they'll be shocked by the fact that you carry it around! What is this? We feel lonely by the socially dismissive responses!!
Taichi: This is mine but,
Hama-chan: Yes.
[Kokubun Taichi has an explosion of dissatisfaction with Hama-chan!?]
Taichi: This time, it's TOKIO's 9th time...
Ma-chan: Ah is that so?
Hama-chan: Ah, that's right, that's how it has turned out.
Taichi: Well if I may say so, we're already in a spot that's like a semi-regular right?
Hama-chan: Seriously?
Ma-chan: Well well well... amongst the others, right?
Hama-chan: That's true.
Taichi: Somehow, even if we greeted you...
Hama-chan: Yes.
Taichi: It'll end with a business-level greeting...
Hama-chan: Yes.
Taichi: And, even if we're doing a live broadcast, when a commercial comes in,
Hama-chan: Yes.
Taichi: Hamada-san will interact with D J OZMA...
Nagase: We were sitting down like this weren't we?
[from '07.2.2 O.A HEY!3 SP]
Taichi: Ah this is the one, this is the one, this is the one! Hamada-san, right now, is touching OZMA-san's leg isn't he?
Mabo: He is.
Hama-chan: Ah, it's true! It's true, it's true!
Taichi: I think this angle is really painful!
Ma-chan: To touch OZMA at that angle right?
Taichi: If that's the case then I think I'm closer...
Ma-chan: That's what it's about?
Mabo: He's a bit jealous...
Hama-chan: In that case, Matsumoto-kun is closer!
Ma-chan: Hamada-san does body-touches.
Taichi: Yes.
Mabo: For skinship right.
Hama-chan: I do this quite a bit.
Ma-chan: He puts it on top of your knee quite a lot... when he talks about his important money issues, he'll do this sort of thing.
Mabo: Softly, right.
Hama-chan: So there's what happened before?
Taichi: That's right, that's right. Until now, I've never been body-touched... clearly-!
Ma-chan: What's with you?
Taichi: With "Waratte iitomo!" and "Tetsuko's Room" and "Being hit by Hamada-san", these are entertainers right?
Hama-chan: What's with that!? Why with those-!!
Nagase: Those are the decisive factors?
Hama-chan: No, for that, I'm being considerate! No, I've done work together with some of you before... with Tatsuya and Joushima, I know their cellphone numbers but...
Ma-chan: Ah, really.
Nagase: Eh, have you eaten with them before?
Hama-chan: This guy, occasionally he'll call me and I'll think, "What is it!?" But he'll say, "Just now, we just missed each other huh." Call out to me!!
Mabo: You missed each other huh. Because he didn't call out to you.
Taichi: For Matsumoto-san, do you know the Johnny's cellphone numbers and such?
Gussan: Ah, our talents...
Hama-chan: He knows Nakai...
Ma-chan: Just Nakai-kun I think.
TOKIO: Ahhh.
Gussan: From drama works.
Hama-chan: Going with that flow, Joushima. You said, "The Leader Gathering is a good idea!!" right, Joushima?
Ma-chan: You said you'd like to be a part of it right?
[Joushima will create the Leader Gathering!? But we discover a very deep problem!!]
Joushima: It's about what you think of a creating a gathering just for leaders...
Hama-chan: In Johnny's, there's various kinds of gatherings right...
Ma-chan: Right, right, right, right.
Joushima: I thought that'd be great... I thought that'd be great when I heard about it.
Mabo: I'm sorry!
Ma-chan: Even the way he passes the task to someone else is intense. It hit me hard over here.
Hama-chan: But Joushima, you can just do some sort of party, like gathering only the Leaders or something.
Mabo: He has no connections with the juniors. The only person who doesn't.
Joushima: I don't.
Nagase: He doesn't.
Joushima: I don't know them at all.
Mabo: He doesn't know their names, and I've never seen him talking to them either.
Nagase: They're not in your cellphone either right?
Joushima: They're not.
Hama-chan: For this, for this... Joushima, is this true? "For a long time before, the one I've wanted to get long with is SMAP's Kimura Takuya".
Joushima: I thought it'd be cool if he was in my cellphone...
Hama-chan: You really want to know his home number.
Ma-chan: You can just ask him for that sort of thing right?
Joushima: I don't meet him, you know...
Ma-chan: You can just wait for him to come out.
Nagase: In front of his dressing room!
Ma-chan: You can just wait at Konjakuan.
[Konjakuan=a recording studio located in a cafe]
Nagase: That's true. Just wait for him.