answer these questions if you dare
- Why are boxing rings square?
- How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
- What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Why is abbreviation such a long word?
- Why are buttons on boy's shirts on a different side than girl's shirts?
- Why are things typed up but written down?
- Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?
- What is a male ladybug called?
- If you crossed a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
- Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
- If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
- If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
and remeber you can always take my advice, I don't use it anyway.