...that Rebecca Romijn is married to Jerry O'Connell.
Rebecca Romijn, you know, the beady-eyed, generic-looking blond thing whose only viable role in anything ever was as my favourite X-person, and who was once, of course, married to JOHN STAMOS.
Now, I know that John Stamos was never exactly talented or very viable himself, (though he was really attractive at one point, and definitely was at the time of their marriage in 1998) and
in fact is now sort of old and creepy looking in a Mafia-member-meets-lounge-lizard sort of way, but c'mon! Jerry O'Connell?! Seriously?! I mean,
freaking gooney-ass JERRY O'CONNELL! The mind boggles!
...OH! Even MORE WIN! He apparently KNOCKED HER UP AND THEN CALLED HER "HUGE" ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!
I feel very ONTDish right now, sorry, but I had to get that off my chest!