My version of the Lexicon vs. JK Rowling fiasco

[wings_on_water]

In case you haven't heard, JK Rowling and Warner Bros have filed a suit against RDR books, the prospective publisher of a print version of the Harry Potter Lexicon. This has caused much drama among fans; see the (826!) comments to the linked article on Leaky. And it just keeps getting more bizarre, and wankier, as time goes on.

This, then, is my response:

Here's some drama
There's some drama
And a bit more HP drama
Angry drama
Silly drama
Drama drama wank

Drama drama
Leaky drama
Steve + JKR is drama
Drama drama publish drama
Drama drama wank

There was once a big fan
Wrote the Lexicon
But now JK's sued his ass
She says his book is wrong
He says it's analysis
But won't let her see
Listen to the fandom now
Have a bashing spree

Did you ever see such drama
Make more drama
With its drama
Comments drama
CAPSLOCK drama
Drama drama wank

Half the drama
Too much drama
Reason? DRAMA!
Lawyer drama
Drama in a post
Reply with drama
Drama wank

Is that what they say now?
This is getting old
Publisher's belligerent
And won't do what they're told
I think JK's in the right
If must be frank
But I'm not for arguing;
I'm here for the wank!

*bows*

I don't know, perhaps the last verse could use some tweaking. :D
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