Who closed my door?
So, my homework assignment in Psychology was to find a funny/ambiguos headline. And I found wayy too many, so I thought maybe I could give you all a good laugh :o)
(Ps. Clapping by Stacy)
(Pps. Note to Christa- I see right through you. Habbla habbla habbla habbla doot doot.)
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
N.J. Judge to Rule on Nude Beach
Hershey Bars Protest
Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Miners refuse to work after death
2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
White Flower Two Day Sale-(Friday ONLY)
Cookies With Condoms Fail Family Taste-Test
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Alcohol ads promote drinking
Official: Only rain will cure drought
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Man shoots neighbor with machete
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Sneak Attack by Soviet Bloc Not Foreseen
War Dims Hopes for Peace
Blue Skies Unless its Cloudy
(Ps. Clapping by Stacy)
(Pps. Note to Christa- I see right through you. Habbla habbla habbla habbla doot doot.)
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
N.J. Judge to Rule on Nude Beach
Hershey Bars Protest
Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Miners refuse to work after death
2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
White Flower Two Day Sale-(Friday ONLY)
Cookies With Condoms Fail Family Taste-Test
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Alcohol ads promote drinking
Official: Only rain will cure drought
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Man shoots neighbor with machete
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Sneak Attack by Soviet Bloc Not Foreseen
War Dims Hopes for Peace
Blue Skies Unless its Cloudy