Chocolate-Covered Cats Named Bacon
I feel like if this modern!Pevensies thing keeps up, I'm about to REALLY start spamming you all with posts.
This isn't an excerpt, just a hilarious twitter conversation with metonomia, rthstewart, snacky, and accidentalsquid. It's not everything, because all the different, simultaneous threads were getting super confusing. But close enough.
@WingedFlight: Ok, now I'm curious. What do you all think a modern!Edmund would want to eat more than anything else?
@snacky: @WingedFlight KitKats. He LOVES KitKats.
@snacky: @WingedFlight This may be because as a child, I always assumed Turkish Delight was a crunchy sweet. SO DISAPPOINTED IN THE REALITY.
@WingedFlight: @snacky Oh, meanwhile my favourite candies have always been the gooey, chewy kind, so it was perfect. But who doesn't love KitKats, right?
@snacky: @WingedFlight Only people who are BAD and WRONG, that's who.
@WingedFlight: @snacky I'd bet the White Witch HATES KitKats. Absolutely despises them.
@Metogator: @WingedFlight @snacky KitKats remind her of a certain non-chocolately Cat
@WingedFlight: @Metogator @snacky hahaha, it was one of the first treats to go in the newly-conquered Narnia.
@snacky: @WingedFlight @Metogator She totally hates Hello Kitty too.
@rthstewart: @snacky @WingedFlight @Metogator The Witch likes those candies with the liquor cherries in the middle and old fruit cake
@WingedFlight: @rthstewart @snacky @Metogator Oh, she WOULD. :P
@snacky: @rthstewart @WingedFlight @Metogator Aw, I like those too. Lolol.
And meanwhile, a simultaneous thread:
@rthstewart: @WingedFlight @snacky Lucy loves playing with Breyer horses and building Sims zoos but doesn't do well because she frees the animals
@WingedFlight: @rthstewart @snacky Her mom got her a pet bunny once after seeing how much Lu loves animals. That lasted a day #freeALLthebunnies
@Metogator: @rthstewart @WingedFlight @snacky she gets sad when the carnivores start eating all the other little animals, but then it becomes a game.
@snacky: @WingedFlight @rthstewart She totally loves kittens, though. Cats come from miles around to visit Lucy.
And meanwhile, a third simultaneous thread:
@accidentalsquid: @WingedFlight @Metogator @snacky Bacon. I thought he liked bacon. It's 2011, doesn't everybody love bacon? (except Lucy, who's vegetarian)
@Metogator: @accidentalsquid @WingedFlight @snacky edmund gives her chocolate-covered bacon once as a practical joke.
@WingedFlight: @Metogator @accidentalsquid @snacky Lucy was devastated for WEEKS. She still feels guilty every time someone mentions pigs.
@Metogator: @WingedFlight @accidentalsquid @snacky i can't keep track of all these lines. Lucy has a chocolate covered cat named Bacon whom she frees?
@snacky: @Metogator @WingedFlight @accidentalsquid Yes. Exactly. :D
@accidentalsquid: @Metogator @WingedFlight @snacky Close enough. :D
This isn't an excerpt, just a hilarious twitter conversation with metonomia, rthstewart, snacky, and accidentalsquid. It's not everything, because all the different, simultaneous threads were getting super confusing. But close enough.
@WingedFlight: Ok, now I'm curious. What do you all think a modern!Edmund would want to eat more than anything else?
@snacky: @WingedFlight KitKats. He LOVES KitKats.
@snacky: @WingedFlight This may be because as a child, I always assumed Turkish Delight was a crunchy sweet. SO DISAPPOINTED IN THE REALITY.
@WingedFlight: @snacky Oh, meanwhile my favourite candies have always been the gooey, chewy kind, so it was perfect. But who doesn't love KitKats, right?
@snacky: @WingedFlight Only people who are BAD and WRONG, that's who.
@WingedFlight: @snacky I'd bet the White Witch HATES KitKats. Absolutely despises them.
@Metogator: @WingedFlight @snacky KitKats remind her of a certain non-chocolately Cat
@WingedFlight: @Metogator @snacky hahaha, it was one of the first treats to go in the newly-conquered Narnia.
@snacky: @WingedFlight @Metogator She totally hates Hello Kitty too.
@rthstewart: @snacky @WingedFlight @Metogator The Witch likes those candies with the liquor cherries in the middle and old fruit cake
@WingedFlight: @rthstewart @snacky @Metogator Oh, she WOULD. :P
@snacky: @rthstewart @WingedFlight @Metogator Aw, I like those too. Lolol.
And meanwhile, a simultaneous thread:
@rthstewart: @WingedFlight @snacky Lucy loves playing with Breyer horses and building Sims zoos but doesn't do well because she frees the animals
@WingedFlight: @rthstewart @snacky Her mom got her a pet bunny once after seeing how much Lu loves animals. That lasted a day #freeALLthebunnies
@Metogator: @rthstewart @WingedFlight @snacky she gets sad when the carnivores start eating all the other little animals, but then it becomes a game.
@snacky: @WingedFlight @rthstewart She totally loves kittens, though. Cats come from miles around to visit Lucy.
And meanwhile, a third simultaneous thread:
@accidentalsquid: @WingedFlight @Metogator @snacky Bacon. I thought he liked bacon. It's 2011, doesn't everybody love bacon? (except Lucy, who's vegetarian)
@Metogator: @accidentalsquid @WingedFlight @snacky edmund gives her chocolate-covered bacon once as a practical joke.
@WingedFlight: @Metogator @accidentalsquid @snacky Lucy was devastated for WEEKS. She still feels guilty every time someone mentions pigs.
@Metogator: @WingedFlight @accidentalsquid @snacky i can't keep track of all these lines. Lucy has a chocolate covered cat named Bacon whom she frees?
@snacky: @Metogator @WingedFlight @accidentalsquid Yes. Exactly. :D
@accidentalsquid: @Metogator @WingedFlight @snacky Close enough. :D